Choosing the Club of Clubs is no easy task. Every club at Psyhigh adds to the life of the school in its own special way, and getting on the wrong side of any of them can disrupt the delicate balance of power that holds our fragile reality together. And we certainly don't want a repeat of last year!

With that in mind, and after a thorough round of pre-cognitive forecasting, this year's Club of Clubs winner is: the Planetary Correction and Creation Club! Because we've seen what can happen if those planets are not properly corrected.

So, congats to @Aliah, the President of the Planetary Correction and Creation Club, who will get to decide who to share their prize of a freshly laundered Psyhigh gym shirt with.

Thanks to everybody who entered, and keep on clubbing!

Speck Mason
Psyhigh Club Register Registrar
Psychic High School

Do you like sewing? Do you spend your free time creating beautiful costumes and fanciful dresses?

There's a lot of work to be done creating vestments and ritual garments for the Key of Solomon Club. New robes, alterations, and some heavy duty repair and stain removal.

That's why I'm starting the Golden Needle Sewing Club. Earn money doing what you love! We meet in the Psychic Home Economics Lab Tuesday nights at 8pm. All materials provided. If you're not familiar with Level III Wards and Sigils we can teach you. Join us and help sew the worlds together as they rip apart at the seams.

For the record, no one from Heavy Weather club has imploded any shacks recently, A-frame or otherwise, @Avery Anderson.

Maybe your doors and windows don't fit as well as you think they do! Were they ANDERSON windows? Maybe your dad can just give you new ones. XP

Tom and I had the windows and doors blown off our A-frame clubhouse today and we're fightin' mad! Those hotshots at Weather Club are nothing more than vandals and bullies and we're not going stand for this kind of abuse. You're about to see just what a serious "reframing" can do for you.

Cooking club!

Usually we just follow recipes we get online or from the grody old cookbooks in Home Ec (Or "home ick" as we sometimes call it! Hilarious!) but this week we have a very special guest from the "old country," famous for her gingerbread houses, who will be giving us a special in-person demonstration of her technique, and even show us one of her secret recipes!

So, meet us this week at 7pm Thursday in the cafeteria kitchen. We're told we need the biggest oven we can get! It'll be HOT.

Psychics always complain about the weather, but nobody ever does anything about it!

Join us for Weather Club -- regular meeting on Thursday afternoons at Norse Hall, and whenever there's interesting weather brewing.

Can you call up the wind? Call down the lightning? Lend us a flying umbrella?

Come and meet the team!

Follow up to tonight's meeting: All the robes, nemmes, tabards, and sashes will be back from the dry cleaner's this Friday.

Let this be a reminder that all the bathing and fasting isn't just for show! When we open up these portals, a lot of seriously gross gunk can spew out unless we're all 100% on the top of our cleanse game.

And yes, Blaine, I am looking at you!

I'm not sure it counts as an official "club" but Tom Tiddle and I have been mapping out the places in town where things don't quite line up and you can squeeze through and explore them.

We call it the Doors and Windows Club. We have a clubhouse.

Hello, new students. As this new fall semester rolls in, we have many clubs to offer. In the Planetary Correction and Creation Club, we offer many entertaining activities. For first years and new admissions, we have the Creative Planning activity where you plan what the higher-ups are to do with the planet or others. For second and third years, we have Partial Addition and Assistance, where you help the fourth years create the ideas and the planets the first years have thought up. For fourth years, as this is our final year, we will be taking most control for the solar system and park of our galaxy, the milky way.

Though I am not staying for long these few semesters, I am still residing as the president as the PCCC. Please consider applying, I believe you'll have an amazing amount of fun here, alongside honing your creativity for the greater good.

Thank you,
Aliah Estella Esper.
President of the Planetary Correction and Creation Club.
Fourth year at PHS
Student body president

As president of the Key of Solomon Club, I'd like to welcome all incoming freshmen to our "Informational Warming Night" this Tuesday at Mesmer Hall.

Come and hear about the KoS Club and how through service, purity, and unwavering character, you can become a better leader, summon and constrain demons and compel them to do your will, and gain fame and power beyond your wildest dreams.

Hope to see you Tuesday!