Hello!
I'm enjoying my time here at Psy High, and it's quite a thrill compared to my old school; the International Institute of Not Doing Much. My parents are unaware that I am attending this school, and I would like to keep it that way. Please don't mention anything relating to me, brainwashing, memory wiping, high school, or telekinesis in their presence.

I look forward to meeting my fellow peers and feeling accepted in the school environment!

@Remy I am quite curious to which classes I am to take, and I was wondering how you are managing learning cow. In this linguistic pursuit, have there been any extreme difficulties, other than your run-in with the slug? Drawing upon what little of the cow language that I know, the verb conjugations seem foreign to me. Please explain how one would conjugate the verb "moo", I can't seem to figure out how.
Many thanks!

Dearest Journal,
In an attempt to achieve a well-rounded class schedule; I have decided to take an intro to the language of fish, bending quantum physics 101, time travel 101, how to dream walk, the basics of telekinesis, and a basic class in inter-dimensional travel. Everyone here is quite supportive and helpful, and my acclimation to this lifestyle grows easier by the day.

@Wooba Song I would be glad to assist you in the investigation of this bizarre well, I myself am quite curious about the issue. As far as the investigation goes, what exactly would we be doing? Would we be venturing into this Void portal, or just observing from afar. Also, is there anything that you would need me to bring, supplies wise? Just @ me in a post with the list and I will come prepared. A thousand thanks!

The spicd agaric tea was purely delgihtful, being that I have nvr tride smoe. It taste like my mother cinmon rols, nd th efecs are gr8. I'm still quit farly undr th influnce of th shrrooom, tho i cant sem to undrstrand y? tH unicorn in my rom keps telin me im fine, but my romate, @Remy dosnt beleve me. They r stdyin fo thre cow test tomorow, so i undrstnd why they mght be mad.

aNwHo, i wnted to thnk u, @Mary Agnes , fr th teeaa. im sry to leve you so son, but my tedy ber wants to ask me a smthn....

I have quite enjoyed my conversations with the ceiling fans, we go on and on about all sorts of things. I just feel like I can talk to them, ya know?
On an unrelated note, I believe that we should start a petition to get the Coke machine a teething ring of sorts, it gets quite chompy if it hasn't had it's afternoon snack, and the amount of Coke machine-related injuries reported to the nurse is becoming questionable.

@Emerson i did find some cat eyes on my floor the other day, they looked fresh and were still quite moist to the touch as of yesterday. Do you believe that they will be of much help? If so, just shout from your doorway the phrase " Qui vult te " and if i dont answer within 666 seconds, then @ me in a journal entry.

@Emerson Your request was heard loud and clear, my friend.

The cat eyes should have appeared in a gold, velvet-lined box unless it was teleported to an unfamiliar dimension. I hope that they arrived in your dwelling safe and sound. I do have a minor bit of experience in performing spells of all kinds, and if you wish I wouldn't mind accompanying you on your quest.

@Emerson I would be delighted to assist you in the summoning of the demons you seek, and I am well aware of the safety precautions that must be taken. When would you like me to come over?

I might be able to shed some light on the situation, my third cousin three times removed on my mom's side is familiar with such sigils as these, and I'm sure that they wouldn't mind helping. I will contact them at once, and we can all hope that the translation will be done with speed.