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Squeeky the Clown

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Psychic Arts & Crafts 2025

- 9/16/2025 7:04pm

Come get your very own Squeeeeeky balloon animal filled with helium-3 from me, Squeeky the Clown, at the Psychic Arts & Crafts show this weekend at Schlitzie Pavilion. Extra-strong strings included!

Winter Term

Ready to visit southern latitudes? Experience sun 24 hours a day? Join our Psychic Study Abroad program to Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station for a psychic extremophile research party. Find out more here.

Mentagrams

Interest in Mentagrams has taken campus by storm. Operational synergy is up 900%, and factional division up 500%. Are you maximizing your sacred network strategies? Let us know here.

Student Store

Enjoy PSYCHO SLASHED PRICES at the Psyhigh Student Store. Men's shirts $20. Women's just $19! Gym towels and more—everything priced to move telekinetically. Visit the store today.

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