Psychic High School

Mars Pink

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4/10/2026 9:15pm

I can only be psychic between 7:50pm and 3:50am. Approximately.

Spring Term

Psyhigh has some of the most beautiful gardens of all the Big 7 paranormal schools, and that’s especially true this time of year. How do our psychic gardeners achieve this feat? Find out the dark truth here.

Temporal Probability

Betting in the school’s underground futures market is thrilling, morally suspect, and lucrative! Looking to make it big influencing world events? You’ve got more to lose than you think! Learn more here.

Student Store

Enjoy PSYCHO SLASHED PRICES at the Psyhigh Student Store. Men's shirts $20. Women's just $19! Gym towels and more—everything priced to move telekinetically. Visit the store today.

PsyTimes

Sign up to receive PsyTimes — the official monthly newsletter of Psyhigh. Updates, bonus material, cafeteria coupons, and more. Read the most recent issue here.