Psychic High School

Karkat Vantas

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WhErE aM i, MoThErFuCkEr :0o

- 10/3/2025 9:15am

WHY AM I HERE

Summer Session

Students have had a great time getting to know the ancient race that lives in the reflecting pool. Now you can visit their home on daily off-campus retreats! Sign up today.

Hex Club

A bad haircut only hurts for so long. But what happens to the hairs that got cut? A hair hex has taken over the school, and only new arcane concepts in hairstyles can set things right. Learn more here.

Student Store

Enjoy PSYCHO SLASHED PRICES at the Psyhigh Student Store. Men's shirts $20. Women's just $19! Gym towels and more—everything priced to move telekinetically. Visit the store today.

PsyTimes

Sign up to receive PsyTimes — the official monthly newsletter of Psyhigh. Updates, bonus material, cafeteria coupons, and more. Read the most recent issue here.