Psychic High School

Irma Matchsticks

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Winter Term 2024-25

- 12/23/2024 8:13pm

Well it's getting pretty damn cold outside Psychic High School waiting for a goddamn invite. "Encrypted Psycode?" Sounds like some classist capitalist bullshit. I'm going though the recycling looking for something to burn before I use up all my matches.

Spring Term

Hatching out of your egg and seeing the world in a whole new way? A new psychic era has begun, and our dormitories have plenty of room. Make yourself at home and introduce yourself here.

Orion Ranch

It's not too late to join our interplanetary semester abroad program. Meet other psychic youth from our local sector and augment your practical psychic skills with interspecies communication, alien animal husbandry, and more. Learn more here.

Student Store

Enjoy PSYCHO SLASHED PRICES at the Psyhigh Student Store. Men's shirts $20. Women's just $19! Gym towels and more—everything priced to move telekinetically. Visit the store today.

PsyTimes

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