Please state your name for the court.

Harriet Stetson.

Where do you currently reside?

At Psychic High School.

What do you do for a living?

I'm a student.

How long have you been attending Psychic High School?

Three years. I'm a junior.

How do you know the plaintiff in this case?

All I said was he had a mind like a ham sandwich.

We are aware of the charges, Ms. Stetson. But we'd like you to let us know how you know the plaintiff, Mr. [indistinguishable].

His name is Mr. [Indistinguishable]?

No. [indistinguishable] as in you can't make out what I'm saying. Now, how do you know him?

He's a checker! A checker at my grocery store! Ok??!

All I said was he had a mind like a ham sandwich. I didn't think I'd end up in a Psychic Court of Justice!