When you’re at the airport, you get turned around. What should be East is West, what should be North is South.

This is because the God of Dislocation is buried underneath the airport. Everyone goes there to get dislocated, and there is overflow.

When you see those pilots sitting there at the airport, enjoying watching the airplanes roll by, you can sense how they are at the eye of the storm.

Every time the Airport Man gets off another airplane, he ends up on a trip he’s taken before. But they’re all out of order.

Sometimes he deplanes with his parents. Sometimes he deplanes with his kids. Often he deplanes alone, but at different stages of life.

The change occurs when he’s in the air.

It is well known that the airport you arrive at is in a different universe than the airport that you left. Departures.

I am the airport again. Prying open the Dust-E Gates. Hermes Trismegistus Airways.

I am the airport.

To receive the healing at the Airport you need to understand the system of the gates.

Sea gates: The gates to the sea
Bee gates: The gates to the Bees
Gee gates: Gee whiz!
Eye gates: You can see
Jay gates: Stellar, Scrub and Blue
Pee gates: Self explanatory
Tea gates: Time for tea is three
You gates: Some deep reflection
Why gates: You'll be wonderin!

On the airplane they make the ritual waving of hands to invoke the healing. The nearest exit might be behind you.

I am good at making Airport Friends. You should go to somewhere like an Airport where you can be healed.