Mon Chéri,
My vocabulary is easy to understand, unlike yours. You should consider un-lodging the stick shoved up your ass. It appears to be so far up your ass that even your brain is affected.
Also, your eyes are very bland, suggesting what I said before.

Violet.

Mon chéri, I know you can't stand the absolute gorgeous beauty of my visage. Je suis fabuleux. Don't forget it.

Tell me about your family, then. I think I saw something about them in the newspapers. Something about...a divorce...?

Violet

At least my parents loved each other.

Violet

No need to be rude, mon chéri. I wouldn't kill you. You're much too unappetising, and that's just from looking at your overly made-up face. What are you? A cake so bland that you need to have lots of sparkles on the surface to make up for lack of flavour?

Violet

Well, if that's what you think of me.




Good luck getting home.....

Violet

Merde! Du bist eine schlampe. At least I'm not a dummkopf. Eyeballs are the key to the soul. Any self-respecting semi-demon knows that! Rip out someone's eyeballs and you have their soul!

Loves of love, kisses, and respect,
Violet Von Erste Haus Aus Hell (Violet Stirling)

Je suis une chatte

bonjour

Yes, Bonjour, my nemesis