Dear fellow peers,

This needs to stop! Today at around noon, I went to investigate my "Metamorphosis" inside the library when I realized the books have vomited out their pages all over the place!

My first avid thought was the books are sick. But I came to the conclusion it is not the books but is the students. Not only are we starting to slack as the year continues on, but the books are starting to reject knowledge just like the rest of us.

We need to stop slacking! How am I ever going to find the books I need!

Sooner or later all the books are going to start spitting their pages all over the place. I have a phobia against lost paper!

PICK UP THE WORDS GUYS!

Sincerely,

Jessica Moon

Dear Somebody,
They are everywhere! Everywhere I look, all I see is words. They're under the abusively pink sofa in my dorm room, they're stuck in the strange haunted chandelier that hangs in the cafeteria. Small words, big words, Greek Orthodox words; stationary words, moving words, dimension-shifting words. I tried chasing after a sentence I saw racing through the halls, but it just ran on.

I've been picking up the words and putting them in baskets as I find them, but I can't seem to find where they belong! If you're missing a few words or find a blank book, please come see me, as I've probably got the right words for you.

And that's another thing: S-Al (Self-Aware Library) has been acting bizarre as well. Instead of throwing an ancient forbidden tomb bound in eel skin or something similar at my head when I visited today, it feebly pushed a children's picture book off a shelf. The pictures were all grainy, as well, and as soon as I picked it up, the pages flew out.

Oh dear, there goes another one! Soaring along the majestic ceiling of the Concert Hall. "Phantasmagorical". Is that even a real word? And how did I get here? And is that a bagpiper on the stage?

Farewell for now,
Nobody