Five Year Plan

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Amber Char
- 5/13/2016 4:55am

Um, I'm kinda new to this site. What should I do here exactly?





Charm Bear
- 5/13/2016 4:49pm

What I'm planning to use this site for, @Amber Char, is as part of my portfolio when I apply to colleges, and later for jobs. A lot of places like to see that you've been active with your particular psychic power set, and they even go back and check things like your Psyhigh Journal.





Charm Bear
- 5/16/2016 9:28pm

Interviewing for summer internships this week. Had my first one today with Gak! Brands - the largest restaurant corporation in the observable universe. As I guessed, they were a bunch of lameoids. Wanted me to hang out in the parking lot of a Testy Clam Burger and let them know what people were going to order before they drove up to the Testy Clam Face. I told them I could give them a list THE NIGHT BEFORE of what all their drive up orders would be. That threw them for a loop. While they sat around processing that I helped myself to the Testy Clam Soft Serve machine they brought along to get people to come to their booth, which was misaligned or something and I got Testy Clam Soft Serve all over my sleeve so I left.





Charm Bear
- 5/18/2016 1:06pm

Yet another summer internship interview. This one was full of questions like "If you were a psychic advertising shoe, what kind of shoe would you be?" and "A horse walks into a bar. You're not wearing any shoes. DUCK!" and then they throw a knife at your face.

But what they were really trying to do was distract me and get inside my psychic defenses. Unfortunately for their interviewer, his consciousness got trapped inside the seventh compartment of my Erinyes Firewall (such a good investment), so I left his vacant body drooling at the interview table. I guess I should eject him but what I didn't buy were the disposal bags. Hmmmm.

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