DELETED AND DEACTIVATED JOURNAL ARCHIVES ENTRY 0007893:
AUTHOR- Professer Achava Branigan, PhD
DEACTIVATION OR DELETION REASON- #000317 DEA
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I have been running for hours now. It is terribly cold in here and I feel it seeping into my skin.
I lost Mr., Mr.
I forgot his name, but he was teacher, like me.
I lost that girl too
I can't remember her name, she had someone with her, maybe
It is hard to remember down here
I hear voices, I see eyes, I feel the touch of something sentient and hungry.
So I run.
But, there is nothing when I run, just a cold dark cave.
So I stop.
and I hear and see and feel again.
I think I must be going insane.
Right now I am scribbling into my journal with most likely more grammar and punciation as there is no light in here and I am quite afraid.
I am sitting on what I think is a rock, forcing myself to sit still.

I usually have impecable grammar, I am a professor of English, but it is hard to focus on writing properly when you are scared out of your skin.

I have been writing in this journal since I got here in hopes of contacting someone outside this place, but I am sure no one is receiving these post as there no, evidence of anyone contacting me

I keep hearing the same sentance being whispered. It is not rhythmic or even often, but it echos through my head as if it is hollow.

"Can you hear me? Will you hear me?" then ten counts of breathing.

That is all I hear.

The thing is this voice, as it is one voice, does not sound malicious, it sounds young and kind, helpless, lost,desprete

this page must look ridiculous with a the grammarical errors, ugh,
this will aty least keep me sane, often being at physic high leads to having quite a dangerous life and this book has always gotten me out of some bad situations



i dont know what to talk about but I need to sit still
i suppose i can tell what nefarious and unfortunate circumstances led me to this fate.

well i was researching, about the company that had begun taking care of the Psychic High School Ghost Servers around 1486, when I came upon an..

there is a light

it appears to be emitting from a torch held by a person in a pastel coloured hazmat suit

I will call them over

they are running towards me

they appear to be holding weapon of some sort, it is red and pink and white

they near to me I will update you as soon as I finish a conversation or what not



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HAPPY APRIL FOOLISH'S DAY !!!
WE HAVE PLAYED A JOKE ON YOU !!!
HAHAH !!!
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE !!!
WE DO NOT DEACTIVATE OR DELETE JOURNALS OR JOURNAL ENTRIES UNLESS IT IS REQUESTED!!!
WE ARE SO SURPRISED ANYONE WAS FOOLED !!!
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANY ONE NAMED ACHAVA BRANIGAN THAT HAS ATTENDED OR TAUGHT AT PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL!!!
WE USUALLY DO NOT INDULGE IN MORTAL HOLIDAYS, BUT AFTER LEARNING OF THIS ONE WE COULD NOT RESIST MAKING A STORY UP!!
OF COURSE WE DID NOT WRITE IT, OUR INTERN #00814 DID, SHE IS A ENGLISH MAJOR.
HAHAH!!! THIS IS A HOLIDAY IS VERY GOOD, UNLIKE OTHER HOLIDAYS MORTALS HAVE COME UP WITH!!!
IT IS A HOLIDAY BASED ON LYING!!! HAHAH
MORTALS, SO CONTRADICTORY!!!

GROTTO G.S.M.

THIS IS AN ARTICLE WRITTEN BY OUR INTERN #00814
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The inner workings of GROTTO G.S.M. INC. are a mystery to many, in today's article I will explain the history of Ghost servers.

Originally, Ghost Servers were created with this recipe:
1 expired Hannah's Pancake House coupon
2.56786 Lemons
4 pounds of ectoplasm

After ghosts were freed from the underworld, there was no longer a reliable and safe source of ectoplasm.
So from this emerged many Companies with new experimental recipes.

GROTTO G.S.M. INC. uses a family recipe that has zero ghost substance.

As time went on recipes were to tinkered with to provide high speed connection and extra storage.

Companies such as Apple and Google started because of their revolutionary ghost server recipes.
In 1408, both surrendered their recipes to the Whole Ghost Server company or W.G.S. INC.

W.G.S. INC. LOST copyright in 3056 and their recipe became public domain.

Thousands of servers were created that create havoc for anyone.

Then came the Ghost Server Management companies. These companies keep ghost servers in line and improve and protect data.

Below is a timeline of the top Ghost Server Management companies.

3056- Under the Hill Ghost Server Management
3072 - Hollow Wonder Ghost Server Management
3112- Dark Land Ghost Server Management
3390- present day - GROTTO G.S.M. INC.


THANKS FOR READING!!

This is an interview from our archives.
areas with ** have been changed to clarify.
Hope you enjoy!
Edits by Intern #00814 and Funded by GROTTO G.S.M.
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GROTTO G.S.M. is a interesting company. *The company* is mainly Ghost Server Management, but has branched out to other things.
I have been researching and it seems very *good*. I have been looking into their archives. There is this whole section label, *"not secret stuff"* that I am not allowed to be in. It is *good* to have *proper security precautions, when it comes to sensitive information. Withholding certain info that is possibly bad for the public to hear can be okay. I mean the US government does it, so its is okay, right?*.
I really like the fact that they pretend to have "moral standards", *they really have superior moral standards*.
Speaking of moral standards *I guess the US is not the best moral compass, but still, sometimes it is okay to not people tell things, even if they should know them, but they don't have to know them, i guess? *
The living standards in their employee housing are like a McDonald's Play Place, *very comfortable, lots of space and not stinky or sticky*.
It is so *interesting* to even deal with this company.
There is such thing as* a noble lie, right? Sometimes the truth doesn't need to be heard..*
They have their hands in governments and schools. *This creates better schools and governments.*
They are so *not corrupt. Sure they might have a couple files locked away, but is not like those are actually needed, right?*
In conclusion,
*GROTTO G.S.M. is a fundumentally fantastic company

HAPPY APRIL FOOLISH'S DAY !!!
WE HAVE PLAYED A JOKE ON YOU !!!
HAHAH !!!
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE !!!
WE DO NOT WITHHOLD ANY INFO OR HAVE INTERVIEWS CENSORED!!!
WE ARE SO SURPRISED ANYONE WAS FOOLED !!!
THERE HAS NEVER BEEN ANY ONE THAT HAS EVEN BEEN INTERVIEWED
WE USUALLY DO NOT INDULGE IN MORTAL HOLIDAYS, BUT AFTER LEARNING OF THIS ONE WE COULD NOT RESIST MAKING A STORY UP!!
OF COURSE WE DID NOT WRITE IT, OUR INTERN #00814 DID, SHE IS A ENGLISH MAJOR.
HAHAH!!! THIS IS A HOLIDAY IS VERY GOOD, UNLIKE OTHER HOLIDAYS MORTALS HAVE COME UP WITH!!!
IT IS A HOLIDAY BASED ON LYING!!! HAHAH
MORTALS, SO CONTRADICTORY!!!

GROTTO G.S.M.

THIS IS AN ARTICLE WRITTEN BY OUR INTERN #00814
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The inner workings of GROTTO G.S.M. INC. are a mystery to many, in today's article I will explain the main jobs of GROTTO G.S.M.

Dossier assemblage, composition and dissolution is the main job of GROTTO G.S.M., as well as remodeling phantasm systems and promptitude of various qualities.

Hope this has cleared everything up !!!
#corporationtransparency #weneedclearprivacypolicies #GROTTOGSMlove

HOW TO START A CAREER WITH GROTTO G.S.M.: a guide by intern #00814

At GROTTO G.S.M. INC., we pride ourselves on the upward mobility in our company!
All you need is to fill out an application, perfectly! Pass the background check, personality check, belief check, brain check, and the interview and you are on your way to a hearty career.
You start as a low level worker, a dustpark ranger or GROTTO pop maker at the GROTTO pop stands at the mall.
Then you work your way up!
The next level is called the sub-par level, this includes, brainwave managements assistant, GROTTO pop stand manager, and dustpark enforcer.
The next levels go as:

3. just-below-par level
4. like-junior-high level
5. semi acceptable level
6. okish level
7. passes-as-good level
8. "great" level
9. excel* level
10. regretting-life-choices level
11. moving-into-parents-basement level
12. stuffing-emotions-down level
13. "It's okay, I'm not settling"-when-you-really-are level
14. intern level
15. associate level
16. executive level
17. brain hive level
18. brain merge level
19. true success

As you can tell, I have gone very far in this process, I have gone through levels 1-13 (exempting level 12,which I skipped), so I will tell you about my career path.

I began as a GROTTO pop maker in the stand on the west side of the food court, across from "TDonDons" formally McDonalds, renamed after it's purchase by Donald Trump, and "Rock Berry", a okay-ish smoothie shop that mixes rocks into every purchase.
I had a lot of fun then. I had lots of friends then.
Next I was selected to manage that GROTTO pop stand on the west side of the food court, across from "TDonDons" and "Rock Berry".
It was okay then. My friends were not really my friends, when I became their boss.
Then I managed the west side of the food court.
That was lonely. I watched my old friends giggle as they assemble the pops, squishing the bugs and calamari together then plop it onto a stick.
Next, I managed the food court.
I don't really remember then, I don't think I really watched them anymore.
Then the mall.
I saw them occasionally. They would ask me for new toilet seats in the employee bathrooms or stall doors. They were needy. I heard them whisper when I walked off about how different I looked.
Then I moved to New York, where I managed a chain of surveillance and data stripping centers disguised as some tech brand. They made phones and everything, it was super realistic. That was kinda fun.
Then I worked in the history book sector. We were commissioned by many countries to make their school history books. That was some hard work. It was pretty fun, I played this game, Where I would think about a bad event then I would write down words associated with it, then rhyme them with other words till I got positive adjectives. That was a cool job. I kind of miss it. It seems kind of distant now.
Then I managed the history books sector. That was pretty good.
Then I got to work at the GROTTO G.S.M. archives. That was.... That was just...
That was a great career experience.
The next year I went back to New York for the History Curriculum guides, to steer teachers away from "touchy' subjects.
Levels 10, 11 and 13, as I skipped 12, were things that I didn't want to hear and neither do you.
And here I am, Level 14. I actually work in the GROTTO G.S.M. offices, and I work as an intern. It is a pretty prestigious job, but there is a lot of us. Lots of people work for GROTTO G.S.M.. I am pretty... pretty happy here. I am going to college, as is customary for someone who is an intern, and I am an English major... pretty cool.

Anyway, Now you know what to expect when seeking a career at GROTTO G.S.M.

au revoir,

Intern #00814 on the behalf of GROTTO G.S.M.

This is an article from Intern #00814 on behalf of GROTTO G.S.M. INC.
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Hey everyone.
It is me,Intern #00814.
I have something to admit, working at GROTTO G.S.M. is not as glamorous as it seems.
It is really exhausting.
I mean, I am doing all this work and I never get promoted to another level!
I don't want to work here! I want to be an English teacher!
I am majoring in English, but I will probably never use my degree for English, I will end up some stinky old intern, teaching all the other new interns how to clean out the grease trays underneath the cubical of the accounting offices or how to properly prepare peanut, butter and jelly sandwiches for meetings( of course with the tentacles and oral arms up and exumbrella down with a sprinkling of peanuts and slathered with butter on the outside), or why we don't ask about the tenth hall or talk about the archives! Each of them will surpass me and go on to new heights in the company, but I will be forever stuck as English major intern that is identified by a string of numbers.
I mean, my articles are so heavily censored that they sound like they were pushed out the butt of a robot!! (Please, Excuse my language)
AND EVERY SINGLE TIME I SAY SOMETHING THEY DON'T LIKE THEY SAY IT WAS A GOD DAMMED APRIL FOOLS JOKE!!
I guarantee you that in not even a minute after this is put online, the same copy and pasted message will be posted telling everyone who reads my articles that this is just a APRIL FOOLS JOKE!!!
Here, I am going to post it right now, and I will time the amount of time it takes for those corporate robots to post that message

HAPPY APRIL FOOLISH'S DAY !!!
WE HAVE PLAYED A JOKE ON YOU !!!
HAHAH !!!
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE !!!
WE DO NOT DO ANYTHING LIKE WRONG OR SOMETHING OR ANYTHING OR SOMETHING HAHAHA!!
WE ARE SO SURPRISED ANYONE WAS FOOLED !!!
WE USUALLY DO NOT INDULGE IN MORTAL HOLIDAYS, BUT AFTER LEARNING OF THIS ONE WE COULD NOT RESIST MAKING A STORY UP!!
OF COURSE WE DID NOT WRITE IT, OUR INTERN #00814 DID, SHE IS A ENGLISH MAJOR.
HAHAH!!! THIS IS A HOLIDAY IS VERY GOOD, UNLIKE OTHER HOLIDAYS MORTALS HAVE COME UP WITH!!!
IT IS A HOLIDAY BASED ON LYING!!! HAHAH
MORTALS, SO CONTRADICTORY!!!

GROTTO G.S.M.

what did i tell you! WHAT DID I TELL YOU !!
WITHIN 4 MINUTES THEY EDITED THEIR STOCK MESSAGE AND POSTED ON TO THIS PAGE

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