Violet

What did you say? I only heard cul cheeks making pet (fart) noises (pet is fart in french)

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Adeline

Oh, sorry. I forgot that your ears were literal turds tied to the side of your head. I would psychically message you, but again, the stick up your ass will make interpretation hard.

Violet

Violet chéri,

It isn't my fault that you are a heart-sickening cesspool of sub-human filth.

I am trying very hard to see things from your perspective but I just can't get my head that far up my ass.

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Adeline Herveaux

Wait, so you want to be blind, yet you want to shove your head up your own ass so that you could look at things from my perspective? I'm confused. Please clarify.

Violet, your very best friend

Violet

You are too stupid to understand but what I am trying to say is that I can't stick my head so far up my ass like you.



I'm sure your parents wanted to abuse you. I can see why

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Adeline

You must be very fat then.

Violet

Violet

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit my face, unlike you. You are the reason that they invented double doors.

Les seules lettres de l'alphabet que vous connaissez est KFC

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Adeline

At least I can talk understandably. No one understands what you say. Even French people are confused. There's no point in learning the alphabet if you can't make any words from it, mon chéri.

Violet

Violet

Reculer!! You trying to be a French women is one word: cringe. I shudder whenever you try.

What are you going to use as a face when the baboon wants his gluteus maxims back?


Roses sont rouges. Les violettes sont bleues. Dieu m'a fait joli. ce qui vous est arrivé?

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Adeline Herveaux

You trying to exist is cringey. And isn't 'cringey' a word way bellow your esteemed vocabulary?
Admit it. You and I are one and the same. We can be baboon-butts together.

Violet