Ugh. If anybody can give me advice on how to get the 4D printers to behave it would be greatly appreciated. The Psychic IT dept says they promised Professor Saqqara never to touch them after the last time.

The thing is they want us to print “the object of our greatest desire” but I’m just not that materialistic.

I took the 4D printing class awhile ago, so my memory is kinda shaky, but I'm pretty sure that to get the printers to work you have to steal the microchip, which is kept around Professor Saqqara neck on a gold chain. He was banned from touching the 4D printers a while ago, I don't remember why. Does anyone? But even though he was banned from touching them, Psyhigh still left him in charge because of budget cuts. And he really doesn't like when other people touch his "gorgeous girls" as he calls them.

In order to get them to work properly, you and the rest of the class have to steal the microchip while he's taking a nap. He usually eats a honeycomb sandwich in the teacher's lounge at around 1:30 pm. After eating his sandwich, without fail he takes a 53-minute nap. So steal it while he naps, plug the chip into that weirdly symmetrical hole in the wall behind the colorful poster on the back wall in the 4D printing room. Make sure you return the chip before he wakes up, or he will give everyone a C.

Also, I find that food is an easy "object of our greatest desire" to print, I don't know if that helps, but good luck!

Turns out 4D printing isn't as far-out as you'd guess. It just means printing on stretchy stuff that stretches. You still have to have a command of geometry, engineering, and electromagnetism, but it lacks the multidimensional element I was really hoping for.

However, it did help narrow my options in terms of the “the object of our greatest desire” project.

I made a sweater.

I am going to take the 4D printing class next semester. should I still take Psychological Charms, or should I stop because 4D is too mentally exhausting?