Psychic High School is the leading transdimensional day and boarding school for psychic youth of all ages and dispositions.


We strive to create a community of diverse individuals with a wide range of talents, including Ghost Cat Whispering, Cerealomancy, and Precognitive Reverse Storytelling, just to name a few. Find out more and join us today!

Scientia

In learning to work with nature, rather than against it, the technology we are developing will allow us to dominate and recreate the whole of existence. Our Time Travel department may have already done this.

Occultus

Like the deepest and most unspeakably alien reaches of the geothermally warmed seas of the hollow earth, the roots of psychic energy spring from ancient knowledge and arcane rites, and make you really dizzy.

Spiritus

At Psychic High School we are passionate about what we do, and school spirit plays an important role in that. We have also discovered that kabbalistically inspired cheerleading routines have power both on and off the playing field.


Fall Term

Students are enjoying the beautiful Fall colors on campus this time of year, and avoiding the bands of roving wild turkeys, some over six feet tall, who have been harassing and extorting students for weeks. How has your experience been? Let us know here.

Sleeptyping Class

Sleeptyping can have a profound effect on your schoolwork, relationships, and abilities as you learn to communicate with ancient and unknowable forces through texting and other electronic means while sleeping. Are you already doing it? Find out here.

Student Store

Enjoy PSYCHO SLASHED PRICES at the Psyhigh Student Store. Men's shirts $20. Women's just $19! Gym towels and more—everything priced to move telekinetically. Visit the store today.

PsyTimes

Sign up to receive PsyTimes — the official monthly newsletter of Psyhigh. Updates, bonus material, cafeteria coupons, and more. Read the most recent issue here.