Synthia Humanoid

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Psychic Valentines
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2/13/2019 1:20pm

The decorations in the gym are looking great! Trevor has enjoyed having the extra space and has really grown attached to it! Ha ha get it? Sorry Trevor. But it's true. We scraped up every bit of Trevor we could find in the Synthetic Humanoid Club meeting room and transplanted him to the gym and he immediately took over. All his moist green softness really makes it a special place, and gives it an earthy smell and makes it really quiet, because he's covered the ceiling and the walls and the bleachers and the floors. We're thinking everybody's going to need to take their shoes off.

And all the little fungi from @Riven's fairy ring have taken a liking to Trevor too! There are not only rings but paths and labyrinths and boy I get dizzy just thinking about them, all their blinky blue lights. One way or another they lead you to the gazebo, which I've been trimming Trevor off of to keep clear, because that's where I'll be performing for the Royalty! And is where the DJ will be.

Can't wait to see everybody tomorrow night!





Psychic Valentines
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2/8/2019 7:34pm

We don't know who ran the poll on the school's ghost server learning network, but it turns out that our Valentine's Dance Royalty are:

Company Asset

and

Personelle

Congratulations you two! You have been honored by the respect of the entire student body to represent us all before the Hungry Valentine's Gods! You'll receive special recognition in the gazebo, including the performance of an original composition of my own.

Of course, we'll need to fill out some compliance requests with @GROTTO G.S.M. INC. and @Big Jim, but I'm sure that will all sail through without a hitch. In the meantime, everybody should start thinking about their costumes now, because there's not a lot of fresh green in the woods this time of year. And don't pick the Crawling Ivy!





Psychic Valentines
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2/5/2019 6:32pm

Yes! A Fairy Ring theme! Bring in some toadstools from @Riven’s ring, and @Hugh Manatee’s friend Trevor could use some space. He’s almost filled up the Synthetic Humanoid Club meeting room. He could grow all over the gym like Spanish Moss and it would be great decoration. And we’ll have a little gazebo in the middle and I will play my ukulele.

Consider it decided, @Eva Unbeknownst!






Psychic Valentines
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1/28/2019 7:29pm

We could always use more hands on the Psychic Valentines Dance Committee, @Riven! You and @mia marquez could hang streamers with your minds. Or devise better methods of keeping the bats out. @Elias North will be participating too. Just because: no choice!







Psychic Valentines
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1/24/2019 6:36pm

Did I hear someone say “Valentine’s Dance?” If there isn’t all ready a student committee in charge of it, @Big Jim, I volunteer to set it up!





Synthetic Humanoid Club
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1/11/2019 7:01pm

Gee whiz hanging out with @Holyboiledcabbages is like being with a full-time advanced physics tutor! I don’t know if you’re like me (and I DON’T mean synthetic) but if I’m not in class then I don’t really have a high tolerance for intensive hard thinking.

So I pull out my ukulele and start signing “It’s Only a Paper Moon” and @Holyboiledcabbages is very confused about if our moon really is paper and is the sky cardboard and how that changes the whole equation of our physics and I really didn’t know what to say. Instead I played “Let’s Do It (Let’s Fall in Love)” but guess what it didn’t help!

It was fun hanging out in the Synthetic Humanoid Club meeting room though. There’s bookcases and sofas and a big wooden desk and Kombucha on tap and all the members have been really cool so far. And my ukulele sounds really good in there.





Synthetic Humanoid Club
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1/4/2019 8:54am

I’ve joined the Synthetic Humanoid Club, but I’m not sure who I’m going to vote for yet. Being president is a big responsibility, and right now it’s just me and @Hugh Manatee in the club. If we both vote for ourselves then it goes into a tie breaker, and the tie-breaker challenge is a breath-holding contest. Though it might seem that Hugh would have the advantage, remember that I’m synthetic and don’t need to breathe! So that would be a deadlock, and neither of us would be president and we’d have to spend all our time holding our breath and miss out on school and friends. A no-win situation if I ever heard one!

I hope that @Holyboiledcabbages joins the club because then we’d have a tie-breaking vote. Oh, hmmm, or a three-way split. Politics is complicated.





11/20/2018 11:29pm

Hi I'm Synthia and I'm a synthetic humanoid!

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