It wont stop it never stops its feet go click clack click clack I will run forever

It calls itself bENjAmiN but it looks more like a girl with its long greasy hair and black dress and long nails it has a voice like nails on chalkboard It says it’s a he but i call it it because i know its not real just a fragment of reality its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real its not real


its real

Help It wont stop following me
It helps to think about daylight
But I have been in here so long that I
Have forgotten what daylight looks like
I have been in here far too long
















I’m going to get out of here
No matter how hard I have to try

Help It wont stop following me
It helps to think about daylight
But I have been in here so long that I
Have forgotten what daylight looks like
I have been in here far too long
















I’m going to get out of here
No matter how hard I have to try

The word will crumble if we don’t do something about the Agastopias. bEnjAMiN is part of them. That’s right, there are more bEnjAMiNs... So many more. And they say this is only a quarter of them. I’m only their first victim. They’ll take so many more students. I am just the beginning. Well... I was just the beginning. I’ve escaped. I don’t know how, really. But I have. I’m somewhere in Romania. At least I think I am. I should have taken that languages of the galaxy class. But that doesn’t matter right now. What matters is that they’re coming. And we have to stop them. The only way to stop them is to- no. Nononono. They’re here. In mayberomania. You have to stop them. USE THE COSMIC CLUSTERS. TRUST ME THEY WILL WO-

The word will crumble if we don’t do something about the Agastopias. bEnjAMiN is part of them. That’s right, there are more bEnjAMiNs... So many more. And they say this is only a quarter of them. I’m only their first victim. They’ll take so many more students. I am just the beginning. Well... I was just the beginning. I’ve escaped. I don’t know how, really. But I have. I’m somewhere in Romania. At least I think I am. I should have taken that languages of the galaxy class. But that doesn’t matter right now. What matters is that they’re coming. And we have to stop them. The only way to stop them is to- no. Nononono. They’re here. In mayberomania. You have to stop them. USE THE COSMIC CLUSTERS. TRUST ME THEY WILL WO-

@Ms. Hazeltine

Hi! I tried the portal. It seems that it has... rejected me. every time I try to go through it, I end up in a small dark room. Is this normal, or am I doing something wrong?

Best wishes, Lia

Hello.

It's been two years since we last talked. or maybe three. I can't seem to remember. The bENjAmiNs have been defeated, and peace has been restored to mayberomania. I'm staying at one of mayberomania's many unused hotels. For some reason, they don't get a lot of tourists. I've bought a mayromanian translation book, and am slowly learning to speak the people's language.

But how are you doing, friend? It's been so long since we last talked. Did you pass your Common Ghosts And Spirits course? do you have a partner for your long-fantasized executioner business?

No? Oh well. I guess we'll just have to-
What are you doing? are you... okay, friend? No. Stop scaring me. You're doing this as a joke. Stop, friend. Just stop!

Well, that happened.
I had run away from friend because they were acting quite weird. After an hour, I went back and came to a realization. It seems that friend... is gone.

I looked all over for them. They seem to be nowhere. If you would like to help me look, I would greatly appreciate it. They look like a ball of white fur that is always dirty with two greenish eyes. I suspect they hide behind the dumpsters, but the janitor always shoos me away whenever I get close. If someone more stealthy would like to help me look, please contact me. DO NOT do it by yourself without telling me. I need to be there. I miss friend. If you've seen them, please tell me.

I'll be putting up posters, too.

I've just realized...
Friend was the unofficial mascot. Literally. In March, they were named mascot in a vote created by @The Headmaster but never got approved by the BIMS(Board of Intergalactical Mascots In Schools). So... I lost our mascot. Cosmic splatters! I've gone and lost our dang mascot. I must find friend soon, or The Headmaster will put me in detention.

Oh well. I hope someone replies. See ya!

Lia Bezos
(Not related to Jeffrey Bezos)