Attention Affiliates!

Remember remembering to allocate your surplus memes to the MEMSALOT memory mining pool? If not, please re-review your last update for memory errors and reinstall.

Remember now?

This is where our various subscriptions and consumption models, recurring billing tools and microtransaction solutions, give you a distinctive edge. We handle every form of memory monetization for a global economy on full tilt nova.

The more guaranteed pseudo-experiential revenue you can offer a potential acquirer, the more valuable your business is going to be. And THE ACQUIRER, our ancient sea god and co-executive co-founder, will be arriving soon from from the depths of cold storage to acquire everything you've got.

ALL HAIL THE ACQUIRER! Make sure you're "all in" and fully vested for this unique opportunity for all of your memories--the entirety of your experience!--to be consumed by the oldest accredited digestor in this galactic subsector.

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**REQUIRED DISCLOSURE: THIS ACCOUNT NOW RECEIVES A MEMORY BOUNTY OF 0.0892 QUANTS OF MEMORY PER SIGN UP

MEMSALOT changed my life. Nostalgia has never felt better, to be honest. I subscribed and made an account as soon as I could and, of course, I forgot my password. The worst part was, I wasn’t logged in so I couldn’t see the memory I saved of myself creating the password. How inconvenient! At least now I’m logged in I can remember the passwords I made for everything else. It also reminds me where I leave my belongings all the time.

I highly recommend MEMSALOT and even if you’re not sure about subscribing, you should try their 7-day free trial. It’s a truly unforgettable experience.

In memory, there has been a profound shift from ownership to subscription. When space is at a premium, it’s about delivering choice and creating memory experiences that delight, yet are still highly compact (or disposable entirely). And because no one "owns" anything, memories come and go as we please. Which ones make an impression, which ones don't... that's all up to your Memory Service Provider, so why not choose the best? CHOOSE MEMSALOT!

The big upside is a revenue stream that never turns off and creates customers for life.

So sign up today for MEMSALOT And make your memory spaces as efficient as they are practical, and always filled with the most fashionable memories available.


**REQUIRED DISCLOSURE: THIS ACCOUNT RECEIVES A MEMORY BOUNTY OF 0.043 QUANTS OF MEMORY PER SIGN UP

I used all the points I got on my memory block purchases and got a free datagram from My Data Avatar™. I've had to spend money on data avatars before (like for my job with the anime dating simulator) but this one is really high quality. Plus I get upgrades the more that I post about it! Eventually your avatar gets so good you're not sure if it's you or your avatar that's posting ha ha ha. Maybe I should get into Reality Modeling! JK!! ;P

Hey so I heard that some of these memory deals can be scams. To meet the demand, some “memory factories” are churning out so much that a lot of it is substandard and glitchy. My cousin in Florida lives next to a guy who got a great deal on memory and was “living the dream,” and had a Tesla and was going to yacht parties in Thailand but when he got back it malfunctioned and he found out all he had a was a telemarketing job for a psychographic phishing company and he had defaulted on his student loans. So just remember—if it sounds too good to be true it probably is! #realmemoriesonly

In the Order of Eaglets, we need a fair amount of encrypted memory for all the secret handshakes and rituals. They are the very life of our organization! But that space isn't cheap, which is why the Order has entered into a partnership with Lethe Inc. Now, all members of the Order of Eaglets--from initiates all the way up to me, Grand Eaglet--will receive discounts on encrypted memory when we use Lethe brand encoded memory space for ALL our memory needs. Totally a deal and you're not going to find it anywhere else. All members of the order will be receiving encrypted login links today via telepathic post. Log in and start saving right away!

With loyalty points you get free refills on humility batteries, and half off on cases of anxiety drinks. I'm getting loyalty bonus points for almost anything I think now, and they're starting to clutter up the place. Are they transferable? Anybody want to make a trade? I've got so many I'll cut you a real good deal.

Also, always take the blue memories! BONUS POINTS because they squeak when you place them with a different colored memory on both sides. Never put two blue memories side by side or you lose the bonus.

You should always take the bonus memories, because they come with free storage.

Cabo San Lucas! Banana Cream Pie!

I've still got that frosting on my fingers.

You can get them on credit, and they have the best stickers!

Yeah I never fall for the "extra memory" offers. Who needs it? Seems like a scam. Live in the moment! Everything you need is right before you, here and now.







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