With loyalty points you get free refills on humility batteries, and half off on cases of anxiety drinks. I'm getting loyalty bonus points for almost anything I think now, and they're starting to clutter up the place. Are they transferable? Anybody want to make a trade? I've got so many I'll cut you a real good deal.

Techs in blue jumpsuits asked me where the Nostalgia Filters were. I have a warm memory of seeing the filters on my first campus tour as a freshman, in some underground facility beneath the pool in the sports complex. Remember that? We were all so young!