In the Order of Eaglets, we need a fair amount of encrypted memory for all the secret handshakes and rituals. They are the very life of our organization! But that space isn't cheap, which is why the Order has entered into a partnership with Lethe Inc. Now, all members of the Order of Eaglets--from initiates all the way up to me, Grand Eaglet--will receive discounts on encrypted memory when we use Lethe brand encoded memory space for ALL our memory needs. Totally a deal and you're not going to find it anywhere else. All members of the order will be receiving encrypted login links today via telepathic post. Log in and start saving right away!

I think those technicians did something to the Nostalgia Filters. As I was reminiscing about my initiation ceremony into the Order of Eaglets, I was suddenly offered the choice of seeing my memories "with ads" or, for a small recurring monthly fee, "ad free." I chose "with ads" and I did not know that the salt being used was provided by Morton's, and that the candles were from the Yankee Candle Co.! So I immediately ordered the "Old Book and Feather" scent from their online store. Ah, memories.