Asymptotic Gum. It never completely loses its flavor. You can go crazy wondering how many chews it takes. Every year some kid wears out their jaw and has to go to the hospital and there's an outcry to have the gum removed from shelves or only sold at the specially restricted psychic convenience stores, but it never goes anywhere.

Magnificent Golden Bears! Honey jelly Golden Bears! Shimmery glimmery Golden Bears!

Marching through the city, as tall as telephone poles, they are jolly and soft and silent as snow falling.

Do you hear their enlightening laughter?

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