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Fairy Franchise
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1/27/2020 8:29pm

Could this affect us?

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GENERAL ENCHANTED CONVENIENCE STORE WORKERS STRIKE

Changelings and Brownies! Ballybog and Banshees!

Nyads, Dryads, Tylwyth Teg and Bendith y Mamau!

Kelpies, Slekies, and Pixies!

STAND UP FOR YOUR RITES

Do you work long hours behind the counter, serving up all kinds of toxic glamours to dangerous characters, and make no more than the Eldritch Minimum Wage? Unpaid overtimes lasting for eons? Time-shifting schedules and Trolls for bosses?

STRIKE NOW

Members Meeting of the Enchanted Convenience Store Workers Local 23 TONIGHT

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Fairy Franchise
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1/19/2020 10:18pm

Uh oh! Looks like we've got some competition:

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Hauntings! Possessions! Levitations!

MIDNIGHT PRANKS AND HI-JINKS!

Come to CONVENIENCE CORNUCOPIA    

(conveniently located under the bulging crack in the sidewalk just outside the First National Bank) 

and enjoy 50% OFF all extra-normal occurrences 

WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!
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Noticed a teeny little flyer with that printed on it stuck to a garbage can downtown.





Irrational Student Lounge
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12/17/2019 10:47pm

Well, that explains a lot, @Alphonse Peru. Like these little leaflets I found by the slushy machine at the HandyMart. They're the size of postage stamps (have you ever seen those? your mom uses them to mail Christmas cards?) and, using the "spy eye" microscope on my Psychic Army Knife, I can just make out the teeny tiny words:

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Wee Folk! Good Folk! People of Peace!

Become an Enchanted Franchise Owner with Proprietary Spells and Other-World Support.

Be the Boss! Huge Markets! Well-Performing Franchise.

Proven, Magical Turnkey Systems. Low start up cost.

Don't let the opportunity pass!!! Contact us Today!
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and then there's some weird sigils.





Irrational Student Lounge
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12/4/2019 11:22pm

I guess I’ll start. Let the first meeting of the Irrational Students of Psyhigh come to order! Can I offer anyone a beverage? Water? Kombucha from Yuggoth? Cold brew ayahuasca? No? Ok.

Before coming to Psyhigh, I could take a bus downtown, buy a Monster or a Fang from the 7-11, and go to the mall and hang around outside Forever 21 and spit. 

Now, I have to catch a ride on an itinerant giant millipede when it shuffles by, haggle with some gnome over a flagon of refreshment, and when I finally get to the Mighty Ice Caves of Reberak some oversized dog-faced man with a badge chases me off with a battle axe!

I just want my life back.





Irrational Student Lounge
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11/29/2019 12:07pm

And I got infested by Mind Leaches from reading the magazines in the Irrational Student Lounge. All of them are outdated but it took me a week to get JoJo Siwa out of my head. I had to see the nurse and get the treatment.