You Can Have It All
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E Rodriguez 2/25/2018 2:03pm
Techs in blue jumpsuits asked me where the Nostalgia Filters were. I have a warm memory of seeing the filters on my first campus tour as a freshman, in some underground facility beneath the pool in the sports complex. Remember that? We were all so young!
Grand Eaglet 2/26/2018 9:21pm
I think those technicians did something to the Nostalgia Filters. As I was reminiscing about my initiation ceremony into the Order of Eaglets, I was suddenly offered the choice of seeing my memories "with ads" or, for a small recurring monthly fee, "ad free." I chose "with ads" and I did not know that the salt being used was provided by Morton's, and that the candles were from the Yankee Candle Co.! So I immediately ordered the "Old Book and Feather" scent from their online store. Ah, memories.
elftoes 2/28/2018 7:50pm
I tired to remember my first week at school and was told it exceeded my memory limit? Is that new? It says it’s still stored but I have to pay some small amount per month if I want access. Was this in the terms we signed whe we enrolled? I can’t tell because that is also in the portion that’s behind the paywall.
Remy Horsefair 3/1/2018 8:53pm
Yeah I never fall for the "extra memory" offers. Who needs it? Seems like a scam. Live in the moment! Everything you need is right before you, here and now.
What was I saying?
Yoshiko Murphy 3/2/2018 8:37pm
You should always take the bonus memories, because they come with free storage.
Cabo San Lucas! Banana Cream Pie!
I've still got that frosting on my fingers.
You can get them on credit, and they have the best stickers!
Yoshiko Murphy 3/6/2018 11:19pm
Also, always take the blue memories! BONUS POINTS because they squeak when you place them with a different colored memory on both sides. Never put two blue memories side by side or you lose the bonus.
E Rodriguez 3/9/2018 11:01am
With loyalty points you get free refills on humility batteries, and half off on cases of anxiety drinks. I'm getting loyalty bonus points for almost anything I think now, and they're starting to clutter up the place. Are they transferable? Anybody want to make a trade? I've got so many I'll cut you a real good deal.
Grand Eaglet 3/14/2018 9:40am
In the Order of Eaglets, we need a fair amount of encrypted memory for all the secret handshakes and rituals. They are the very life of our organization! But that space isn't cheap, which is why the Order has entered into a partnership with Lethe Inc. Now, all members of the Order of Eaglets--from initiates all the way up to me, Grand Eaglet--will receive discounts on encrypted memory when we use Lethe brand encoded memory space for ALL our memory needs. Totally a deal and you're not going to find it anywhere else. All members of the order will be receiving encrypted login links today via telepathic post. Log in and start saving right away!
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