It is my pleasure to announce this year's Valentine's Heart Throb Manifestation Experience.

Each year on February 14th, the Heart of Psyhigh is brought forth and made visible for all to see. A large space is cleared, resonant prism fields are created, and preliminary invocations are provided by the Binaural Choir throughout the day.

The dance starts at 8pm in Mesmer Hall, featuring Power Value Stance, Weird Owl, and special guests. We expect the Heart to coalesce at 10:17 pm.

Classes on February 15th begin at noon. So come on out and take part in one of our school's most spectacular traditions!

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

The Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA) is totally stoked to make this the best Heart Throb Dance EVER!

So, when you're in the thrall of the throbbing, mind numbing WOMP WOMP WOMP of the Heart of Psyhigh, we'll be there for you - With MAD HYDRATION!

That's right, we'll be running the Hydration Stations at the dance, which you just know your gonna need! We'll have stations set up all around the perimeter of the dance floor, so no matter which direction to try to run when you totally LOSE YOUR MIND dancing around that huge, pumping, chakratic organ, you'll find us waiting for you. And when you find us, we'll hand you a paper cup full of our specially crafted St. Bibiana infused drinking vinegar! I've been drinking it after working out and there's nothing more refreshing. It's like drinking liquid electricity!

We're the APSA, and we're here for you, Psyhigh! See you all on Valentine's Day!

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

Notice: Off-limits area for students.

Please observe the yellow caution tape in the area surrounding Mesmer Hall as we prepare the deployment zone for the Heart of Psyhigh.

We'll be deploying the Caretakers tomorrow, and will be carting their stasis sarcophagi to the arrival area. As a result, all walkways around Mesmer Hall will be closed to pedestrian traffic.

The Caretakers are students who have spent their last year in induced coma maintaining the Heart in a preconscious state. This transition time is especially delicate, and we ask that all students observe respect for the sensitive nature of this operation.

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

I'm new at this school. Is the Valentines Heart Throb dance a couples thing? Is it weird to go without a date?

Students are welcome to attend the Heart Throb Dance in any relation-state they like, @Monterey Jack. Frankly, it will be nearly impossible to think about any other person you've ever met when the Heart reaches full resonance -- ghost twins separate, multiple personality entities become entirely distinct and simultaneous, and you become enlightened, faced with the enormous understanding of the blazing reality of the universe around you.

So, not always a great place for a first date, actually.

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)

We have a huge problem that needs solved fast the psychic crime club is planning to steal the heart of the school You might need to put in extra precautions I have a few artifacts that might help by preventing concealment and teleportation in and around the dance

Oh, we're used to young people and their pranks here at Psyhigh, @patrick. It's a tradition that goes back to the earliest days of the school, with the students in their raccoon coats, racing roadsters around, swallowing goldfish. They took the school's goat mascot, Amalthea, and put her on top of the Spirit Telephony building! Then she became enraged, grew to hundreds of times her normal size, and destroyed half the campus. What hijinks!

We're sure the Heart of Psyhigh is in no danger, and the Valentine's Heart Throb Dance will be a safe environment for all students. So everyone should plan on attending - there will even be a snowball skate, so it's a great way to meet new people.

Plus, as a special feature, we're asking all royalty from previous school dances to appear and give their blessing, including the Courts of Light and Darkness, the demon Stanley Floyd, and even the Head Beekeeper and her court!

See you this Sunday!

Sincerely,

Big Jim
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99

Hello, I'm new here and I'd like some advice. How would one go about asking a fellow psychic student to the dance? I'm rather anxious to see the Heart of Psyhigh.

Yeah i wanna go to the dance too and see the big heart but how do i ask another people i mean i know i could just go there to the dance alone but what i really wanto know is how to talk to other people because i dont do that i just say stuff inside their minds with my psychic talk which is really loud but they pretend they dont hear it why is that?

Giving psychic valentines is a totally popular way to ask people to the Heart Throb Dance, @Siph. And it may solve part of your problem, @Smedley O. Hare.

First, you need to make your psychic valentines mailbox. In your mind. It can be however you want it - there are no rules at all. Some people decorate paper bags with construction paper, others create massive tusked penguins that bark when you try and put your valentine in their mouths.

When your psychic valentines mailbox is complete - to the last detail! - then you start to look for other people who have them. Once you have your own mailbox in your mind, it will be easy to spot the others. When you find them, spontaneously create a psychic valentine and place it in their box. The spontaneous part is important, because when done correctly, your valentine takes on a life of its own.

That's how I first got asked. :)

Anyway, the dance is really going to be kickin. They just announced that Debatable Teal and Maroon 5 were going to be playing as well, so you just know people are going to be rocking out, and that the APSA is going to be right there for them with mad hydration! So be sure to stop by our hydration stations when your brain has been opened to the unspeakable, infinite, quivering madness of the Heart of Psyhigh! We're packed with electrolytes!

Sincerely,

The Champ
President of the Active Psychic Student Alliance (APSA)