The House of Pie and Chocolate Syrup
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Crystal Rosethorn 11/23/2016 7:46pm
! Quick Question: Will there be a feast of sorts for Thanksgiving?(or whatever physics call it)
Big Jim 11/23/2016 11:55pm
If you mean a celebration of the Entrance of the Autumn Fairies, then yes @Crystal Rosethorn
, absolutely! There will be an ongoing feast all day tomorrow in the cafeteria, with catering by Mossy Cobweb & Co. from the southern woods. Expect golden squashes stuffed with leaves and plums, candied twigs, smokey root bark, dew drop kombucha, and that's just for appetizers! Later in the day they'll open their "House of Meat," where students can chew on any surface and the hallways are filled with melted butter and the walls ooze creamed spinach. If you can make it to the "House of Pie and Chocolate Syrup" then you're really in for a treat!
But if you mean a celebration of the start of the genocide and continued subjugation of indigenous people then no, we don't celebrate that.
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99
phoebe 11/24/2016 2:17am
I recently heard gossip 'round the place that there will be a celebration tomorrow! The 'House of Pie and Chocolate Syrup,' they called it. I'm not really sure how it will go, but I'm quite sad I didn't get told directly! I had to find out by overhearing a conversation between two telepathics. Thank goodness they were communicating aloud.
But anyway, I decided to ask the activities co-ordinatior, @Big Jim
, if he could confirm the rumours. All I know so far is that it's going to be in the woods tomorrow. If this is true I will be attending, invite or not.
Crystal Rosethorn 11/25/2016 8:11am
Oh man im so excited! Me and @Luna
and a few other friends are gonna go as a group. luckily i speak fairy,so it should be fun!
phoebe 11/25/2016 5:17pm
I don't speak fairy, but I will be joining @Crystal Rosethorn
and a couple others to the celebration. It'll be nice to make a few friends and hopefully between us we'll be able to communicate with the fairies.
Today's the day! I'm so excited for it!
luna 11/25/2016 5:54pm
I'm so sorry @Phoebe
and @Crystal Rosethorn
, but I won't be able to make it. I broke my leg on vacation, so I'm in the hospital. I hope you two enjoy yourselves, though!
phoebe 11/25/2016 6:45pm
can't make it to the celebration. That's no good, I was really looking forward to everyone being there. But it's alright, the rest of us are still going.
Big Jim 11/25/2016 10:38pm
Despite previous assurances by Mossy Cobweb & Co., the food they provided for the Entrance of the Autumn Fairies Feast was not, in fact, "safe." Students who consumed mouthfuls of Lay-Z-Boy Black Forest Ham or Haunted Ikea Meatballs within the House of Meat or bathed in the continuous chocolate fountain or took naps on the Seven-Layer Peanut Butter Pie in the House of Pie and Chocolate Syrup have become trapped within the Fairy World.
Because of the bedazzling nature of the Fairy World, students who have eaten the fairy food may not remember what has happened to them. They may be living in an illusionary mirror-world, where, in their minds, they have not yet even attended the feast (imprisoned as they are in the non-linear dream-logic of the Fairy World).
Supernatural legal representatives of the school are meeting with fairy lawyers from Mossy Cobweb & Co. and hope to have this problem resolved soon.
Student Activities Coordinator
Class of '99
Phoebe 11/25/2016 11:15pm
Ham... Meatballs... Chocolate... Pie... Ahh, soooo good...
Wait what? No, no, no, @Big Jim
, I haven't been to the feast yet! I'm going... Going with...
I'm g-going with friends... To feast... Fairies... Yummy yummy... I think I'm gonna...
Crystal Rosethorn 11/26/2016 2:11pm
See,back on my home island,Fairy Food was the only food there really. I mean ya my mom cooked but mostly it was fairies. Even became friends with them. Just a quick tip fellow students: To not fall into their world,never tell them any information about you,or others that are with you...and don't tell them a fake name or they will become furious when they find out your real name,and trust me,they will find it out. Natural lie detectors. Anyways,just ignore them,dont even say something like "I...I forgot". They aren't fooled easily,or else they wouldn't be tricksters. The fairies know me,which may be part of the reason why the spell hasn't had such a heavy effect on me. I still have small side effects,but i'm imprisoned. Need any more information? Just ask!
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