The House of Pie and Chocolate Syrup

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- 11/26/2016 4:15pm

When I regained consciousness, I still didn't feel right. Maybe I had too much pie and chocolate syrup. I opened my eyes, and there were three fairies above me! I didn't know what to do!

I'm not sure what I told them, but they whacked me with frying pans and put me back to sleep. It was a terrifying experience all around.

Briar Rose
- 11/27/2016 11:51am

Waiting for legal intervention could take time that those imprisoned may not have. The fairy world is so different from our dimension that non-fairy folk have to adapt, both physically and mentally, to their new conditions. For example, food in this realm is digested very quickly and contains few nutrients, allowing fairies to eat large amounts of their favorite meals with little consequence. Readjusting to normal foods so quickly after adapting their digestive systems could have adverse affects such as uncontrollable vomiting and, in rare cases, a metabolism so fast that one could barely eat fast enough to sustain their body's needs.

Additionally, the charming nature of fairies leads prisoners to mistake abuse for kindness, severely altering their love maps (interpretation of both positive and negative individuals). Aside from the obvious emotional damage this sparks, it could also cause the power of any psychic abilities to increase exponentially while in turn decreasing the amount of control the affected individual has over his or her abilities.

Actions must be taken, and fast, to ensure the safe return and rehabilitation of the prisoners trapped in the fairy world. Although I acknowledge that this must be handled diplomatically, more direct efforts to rescue these individuals are necessary. My the wellbeing of my fellow students of PsyHigh should come before any other concerns, as their safety is vital.

Blu Pepper
- 11/27/2016 6:07pm

I don't remember anything. Not even my name; the tag on my sweater says Blu Pepper, so I'm hoping it might be somewhat representative of who I am. In all probability, however, it is just a brand name.

When I woke up, the world was upside-down. Despite my initial assumption that I had died and been resurrected on the other side of the Earth's crust, it turns out I was hanging by my ankles from an old oak tree. Apparently, the self-I-can't-remember enjoyed that practice. For my current self, however, it only offers a splitting headache.

Something about this world just doesn't feel right. I can't articulate any specifics, but I can sense in the very core of my being that I don't belong here. Hopefully, I can find my place here at PsyHigh, a school that caters to people like me who just don't seem to fit in anywhere.

- 11/27/2016 8:09pm

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Darla Darby
- 11/28/2016 6:44pm

I agree that waiting for lawyers from the human world and barristers from the Good People to work this out could take a very long time. More time than our fellow students may have, because the longer they stay in that land, the more their minds will degrade. Just look at wee @Crystal Rosethorn, poor thing!

@Briar Rose, I agree that we have no other alternative than to take matters into our own hands. And while my great grandfather back in Rathcullen had some similar experiences with the Good People, I have no such experience myself.

But it looks as if @Luna might have the very skills we need, and has likely been following this developing story. And it seems that @nicola might know her way around a fairy ring as well.

I can only hope that @Luna will take the case, and lead an expedition into the heart of the land of the Good People and retrieve our missing friends and fellow students. Before it's too late!

- 11/29/2016 3:16am

I still don't know what's happening to me. I wake up and see fairies around me, doing stuff I don't recognise. It's all just a blur... I want to see somebody I know but nobody but the fairies are around me. And they are nice, I don't know why, I don't know them, and they feed me well, but then they hit me with frying pans. I don't know what to think.

Don't get me wrong, the fairies aren't bad folk. It's just the loneliness, and the headaches! I wish I'd at least get to see the outside world again but I'm afraid I won't. And what I'm even more afraid of is the fact that I don't really want to. It's crazy, but I'm hallucinating so much that I can't tell dreams apart from reality. I might have to see someone about that one day.

But yeah, I need help. I think...

Briar Rose
- 11/29/2016 3:07pm

Sadly, there is not much us students can do to spare the prisoners locked in the fairy realm, but there are a few minor projects we could pursue. Although I am not an expert on the subject of this species, I do know they tend to become deeply infatuated with objects that glitter, shine, or glint in the sun. If we held a collection of these objects, we may be able to offer a trade of sorts, or at least make them more willing to listen to our pleas. Almost any offering would be acceptable: tinfoil, diamond jewelry, rhinestones, pots, sunglasses, and even extra teeth fillings!

It would also be helpful for anyone who has had prior interactions with either fairies or their magic (or just knowledge on the subject) to offer their suggestions. It is hard to see the prisoners recount their hallucinations on their journals, especially because I am unable to help them much. If we band together, I am sure we can bring them back to PsyHigh before they are too far gone.

- 11/30/2016 9:40pm

Today I glimpsed @Crystal Rosethorn, but only for a very brief moment. It was when we were being moved about the place we were trapped in. I don't even know how to describe it - there's food literally everywhere, but the fairies only allow us to eat at mealtimes, it's mostly dark with a little natural light but no windows (not really sure how that works), and it's mostly shades of orange and brown. There must be hundreds of fairies buzzing about the place, and they keep us where we are supposed to be. We can't explore, or do much really.

I've been spending the past few days sitting on my own drawing in chocolate syrup. It's pleasant but dull, and I haven't spoken in a long time. Sometimes I sing to myself. Other than that I just try and stay out of the fairies' ways. They look like together they could take me down easily, and I wouldn't like to take my chances anyway. So please, help us?

- 12/4/2016 4:48am

I just received a message from @Crystal Rosethorn - an escape plan. She explains that we must become fairies and fly out of the place. I must admit, I'm skeptical. I've never taken on the fairy form before, I don't even speak their language. I understand it's better than being stuck, but a 'coronation' sounds rather glamorous.

I must say, I'm beginning to enjoy the fairy life. Maybe I'll stay. Maybe I'll become a part of a fairy kingdom and live out my days surrounded in glorious food.

Ugh, they're messing with my head! How could I even say that? I'm mixing up my own thoughts! This scale better happen ASAP or I fear I'll lose my mind completely! If somebody could help us it would be much appreciated.

- 12/6/2016 11:43pm

I'm being stranded here! Is there no possible way to get @Crystal Rosethorn and I out of here before all the legal stuff? I don't think I can survive very long in here...

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