LAST NIGJT WAS LIKE SO CRAZY LOL!! im so tired i can like, feel my body slowly dying which basically means our sleepover ROCKED.

i snuck into @Kayla May and @Sthephie Serpenthine room last.night and we had SUCH A BLAST LOL!!!! me and stephie were totally getting krunk on the dance floor (AKA JUMPING ON KAYLAS BED) whilst our midnight snacks lined up and acted like, backup dancers in a music video or something, it was WICKED SICK BRO. i can't remember much else except totally CRASHING OUT ON THE FLOOR!!!!!

actually, Ummm, the snacks are STILL THERE I JUST REALIZED. stephies cookies are like, dancing on the window sill???? kaylas copy of syntactic structures is like, totally tearing itself apart...LOL?! it's moves are pretty gnarly but KAYLA ISN'T GONNA BE HAPPY!!! MY DANCE ENERGY SHOULD'VE BURNT OUT BY NOW!!!

the girls are still SLEEPING ... should i EAT THE SNACKS!!!!! they could totally like, RETALIATE IN MY STOMACH. then id need some serious yoga work LOL!!!!!!!!!

@Clawd oh golly gosh what have you done!!? Anything in my room that isn't tied down is dancing! I don't mind minor mistreatment of my crude Chomsky collection, but will this ward wear off? I can't have everything dancing like this.

Sthephie was still sleeping soundly on the floor when i woke up... I tried to move her onto her bed but, she's so heavy and I don't want to be creepy... So i just... Put a blanket over her. It's one of mine though so it's too small and it looks super cute on her. Anyway uh, clawd, does the dancing diminish after time?

-Kayla

@Kayla May so like, the good news is that your copy of Pride and Prejudice learnt to like, do the peyton place after midnight? and is TOTALLY ROCKING IT!!!!! ive NEVER seen a household object rock it so hard since like, that incident in the canteen lol!

BAD NEWS: I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE VERY LIMITED KNOWLEDGE ABOUT MY OWN ABILITIES!!! this could TOTALLY go on like...forever!!! well, probably not, but like, good luck figuring this out LOL!!!! also before you get mad im apologizing in advance about like, everything that's happened in your fridge. SORRY!!!!!!!
at least stephy is having like, a gnarly little nap!

Brooo this is wicked sick. Uhh i jusssst woke up tho. Ig it may get annoying.. Idk. If it does i'll just lock em up n take them to the hazardoussss materials dept.

Anyway sry i been sleeping so much. Me n th snakes sssshare a metabolism and they go thru this thing called brumination. It's like half-assed hibernation. Which means i have to ssssleep for longer, but i dnt have to eat as much. The school is chill w/it. I get extra tutoring to compensate. Plus it'll only happen while it's cold.

So ssssome pretty fcked stuff went down? Like, MORMO or smth. Whatever. Seems like kay is fine. Idfk who or what MORMO is but if they so much as lay a finger on her... Hell hath no fury like a pissssed off gorgon.

Gosh! It's all hallow's eve tomorrow, and the atmosphere appears already suitably spooky!

I was listening to a halloween themed playlist today, and had a sudden epiphany: In order to overpower the posessed products, @Clawd should dance to the ghostbusters theme! His powers are shaped by the subject, story, or statement behind a song, right? So surely a ghost busting ballad implies ghost busting effects!

It's worth a shot at least, i hope!

-Kayla