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Abigail C 2/18/2021 7:20am
"After a particularly long and boring Necromancy Club meeting, I make the sluggish trek back to my dorm room, holding thick, loosely bound tomes to my chest. Not a single thought related to my journey passes through my mind- no, I'd rather think about next week's agenda, or the meaning of my dreams, or any number of irrelevant things. That's why I don't see it. A great, hairy entity, with four wide, bloodshot eyes spread unevenly around its circular mouth.
Its flattened, spade-like head bobs up and down as it hears me approach, and rotates to face me with a sickening series of cracks. Six long legs covered in wiry hair raise a massive spine-covered body off the ground, presumably in preparation to pounce upon me as though I am merely prey to be hunted.
As anyone in such a situation should, I perform an emergency short-range teleportation, ending up mere feet away from the door to my dorm- the last barrier between me and safety.
In a panic, I scramble through the door and slam it shut, dropping my books to the ground and clutching my chest, feeling my heart race.
For now, I am safe."
This is just one of many run-ins our student body has had with flesh-eating entities, and it is just mere chance that it happened to me. If you have been attacked or have seen one of these creatures on school grounds, please post your story here and/or contact the related branch of campus security via ∅ using code ⬙⚲⛮☉☸⚘☉❢⬙♆.
Junior Agent LuLu 2/20/2021 7:39pm
Did someone say ⬙⚲⛮☉☸⚘☉❢⬙♆?
Junior Special Agent Lulu here. Official Psy Corps Liaison to Psychic High School.
We had an anonymous report submitted at 7:20am 2/18/2021 of a six legged, four eyed, spine-covered hairy flesh eating entity with a needle filled circular mouth in the vicinity of the dorms. Upon investigation, it appears to be connected to an illicit Necromancy Club in the Crypt of Silent Splendor, located in the cellars beneath the administration building.
While the Psychic Security Act has no prohibition against necromancy, code 399.047 of the act clearly states that "Flesh eating entities summoned via necromantic methods must be licensed; spayed, neutered, or equivalent; and kept on a leash and muzzle when outside of the circle of control."
Obviously, we've got a violation here, boys and girls and others.
If you spot said flesh eating entity, do not attempt to pet or lure with snacks. Run away fast and report sitings immediately to ⬙⚲⛮☉☸⚘☉❢⬙♆.
In the meantime, our investigation will continue.
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