My Stuffed Animals

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- 9/24/2015 5:37pm

Have you seen my lost stuffed animal? It is a black and white cat.

I am offering a reward, but be very careful.

He has acquired a taste for human blood.

- 9/25/2015 4:25pm

Fang marks in a leg. Matted blood in hair.

Fingers missing and possible infections.

I follow a trail of victims, searching for my stuffed pet.

- 9/27/2015 6:41am

I extended my radicle today. Don't worry, it didn't hurt.

And then something black and white snuffled me, but I don't think it saw me. It tasted like blood.

I'd prefer if it brought me water next time. Imagine me scrunching in concentration and sending my best telepathic messages: Water tastes better than blood, water tastes better than blood, water tastes-

Stop twitching, @Beefur9 you're ruining my thought blossom.

- 9/28/2015 2:46pm

It is easy for a stuffed animal to go feral.

A week in the wild and they lose all their domesticity.

Once they've tasted man-flesh, there's no turning back.

- 10/9/2015 2:41pm

When a stuffed animal turns feral, there's only one thing to do.

I will build a blind out in the woods.

Equipment includes a night vision tactical scope.

CRA CRA girl
- 10/19/2015 11:12am

My stuffed Animals love me and I love them. They might eat people and other stuffed animals. They eat other stuffed animals trying to protect me. I LOVE MY STUFFED ANIMALS MORE THAN ANYTHING DON'T TOUCH THEM OR THEY WILL EAT YOU!!!!!!

- 10/19/2015 11:15am


I want you to know that stuffed animals are the key to life. I can't survive without them neither can you. I found my soulmate in my bedroom one night one look at that tiger and i was in love. We love each other and we love you. Check outside your window tonight... Tigger may come see you. I know you will love him just as much as I do. Thanks,

CRA CRA girl
- 10/19/2015 11:16am

Me and my stuffed animals are looking forward to seeing you tonight and plz come by
111 Ankima Lane Los Angelous, CA

- 10/19/2015 11:17am

See you there.... 12am right outside your house meet me in the van

CRA CRA girl
- 10/19/2015 11:19am

See you there... friend

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