Have you seen my lost stuffed animal? It is a black and white cat.

I am offering a reward, but be very careful.

He has acquired a taste for human blood.

Fang marks in a leg. Matted blood in hair.

Fingers missing and possible infections.

I follow a trail of victims, searching for my stuffed pet.

I extended my radicle today. Don't worry, it didn't hurt.

And then something black and white snuffled me, but I don't think it saw me. It tasted like blood.

I'd prefer if it brought me water next time. Imagine me scrunching in concentration and sending my best telepathic messages: Water tastes better than blood, water tastes better than blood, water tastes-

Stop twitching, @Beefur9 you're ruining my thought blossom.

It is easy for a stuffed animal to go feral.

A week in the wild and they lose all their domesticity.

Once they've tasted man-flesh, there's no turning back.

When a stuffed animal turns feral, there's only one thing to do.

I will build a blind out in the woods.

Equipment includes a night vision tactical scope.

My stuffed Animals love me and I love them. They might eat people and other stuffed animals. They eat other stuffed animals trying to protect me. I LOVE MY STUFFED ANIMALS MORE THAN ANYTHING DON'T TOUCH THEM OR THEY WILL EAT YOU!!!!!!

Hello,

I want you to know that stuffed animals are the key to life. I can't survive without them neither can you. I found my soulmate in my bedroom one night one look at that tiger and i was in love. We love each other and we love you. Check outside your window tonight... Tigger may come see you. I know you will love him just as much as I do. Thanks,
stalker100

THIS IS A REPLTY TO STALKER100,
Me and my stuffed animals are looking forward to seeing you tonight and plz come by
111 Ankima Lane Los Angelous, CA

See you there.... 12am right outside your house meet me in the van

See you there... friend