Please see previous message re: "serious inquiries," @gavcrowleys.

We may consider a mint-condition set of the Bettini Cylinders, or an original edition of Joy Division's 1978 An Ideal for Living EP in exchange for this highly unique and original item. (These clubs were originally acquired by my older brother when it was featured on GSN -- the Goth Shopping Network -- and the price he paid for them was indeed high.)

Keep in mind, @gavcrowleys, that this set of clubs is quite heavy, and would be very difficult to for a crow to manipulate. Also, cursed.

Goth clubs, you say? This piques my interest greatly. I've always been a fan of the darkness and aura of goths, me being a crow and all, but I must ask...

are there any prep clubs? Punk rock clubs? Jock clubs? This is a troubling thought, to say the least. I'll have to look into it...

But, anyway, how much would these goth clubs be? I have around $4.50, a coke zero bottle cap, and an animal bone. That's pretty goth in my opinion.

For sale: One set of goth clubs, barely used. Finest Romanian craftsmanship, the irons contain swords in their shafts, and the woods feature ornate, grotesquely carved heads. Shrouded funerary goth bag in excellent shape. Will include a box of six unused luminescent fungoid goth balls at no extra charge. Serious inquires only. Blackwolf Dorm room 313.