Email from Ms. Gondola to her Practical Psychic Philosophy students, dated November 6th 2020

Hello students!

Since yesterday school was canceled due to the whole Destielgate thing, I thought I'd just tell you the main project of the year in an email, because that is a logical and compassionate thing to do. It will be: Figure out the answer to a philosophical question using your practical psychic powers! From the trolley cart problem to if a God exists, just go absolutely ham! Also you have to have a partner because I am Sick and Sadistic.

If you have any questions, I'm going to SAY email them to me but if you do I'll ignore them because I think that this is pretty self explanatory.

Wishes,
Ms. Gondola

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@kanttouchthis0624
Main Project for the Thing

Hey Zac
Was wondering which philosophical question you wanted to do. I don't really have an opinion either way. It just sounds fun.

-Wendy

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@Wolfofurmom666420
Main Project for the Thing

we shud do the boat 1 yknow. how many wud til not same boat.
zac

Yes I have a philosophical question I want to figure out the answer to using my practical psychic powers, Ms. Gondola. I am a student trapped in one of the intermodal interior enlargers that was decoupled during @Prefect Alan's Year End Sock Hop and I want to know:

Where are we? And when is someone picking us up?

We've been trapped in this floating box for a couple of weeks, and it's getting pretty stale. There's one toilet, which is the size of WC on an airplane, but it smells like one on a bus. There's water and protein bars that come out of the dispenser in the wall and we all know how those get made. And it smells like sweat and corn chips in here and Blarzep snores like sawmill.

The emergency beacon says it's working just fine and it doesn't feel like we're moving or anything. But what gives? How much longer to we have to be stuck in this container drifting in some transdimensional void, huh?

Those are the questions I have.