Honestly I have no idea what this is even talking about but hey let's just bullshit this like I know what I'm doing. Vanilla pudding is such a great, under appreciated thing. It is the core of all human life and the key to learning more about the human psyche. Anyone's goals can be accomplished using it, and it has often been referred to as the "gateway to your dreams." Experts agree with these claims and sight chocolate pudding as a reason for the collapse of the classic vanilla. Children prefer the tasteless, good for nothing crap, over nature's gold. Little shits.