Super stoked because of the start of psychic tetherball season. That lonesome late night clink of the chain you've been hearing is about to pay off.

My number one competitor, rival, sparring partner, and best friend, Abigail Vanderberg.

I have felt the presence of strange thoughts at the tetherball court late at night... lurking in the shadows. Disturbing thoughts.

I've got my front thoughts all teamed up, working on my focus oh the ball... muscle memory pulling through to deliver just right hit... but beyond all that, there's something in the background... something in the darkness... I can't quite make it out, but if I try to look directly at it, I loose my focus on the tetherball, so I CAN'T look away...

Can you help me, @Milt Wilkerson?

I really don't understand the "anonymous" button in the Psychic Santa app. I want the person to know who it's from, right? And, if it's anonymous about who it's for, then it's all just weird.

I am getting @Kaida a Pocket Universe.

Ooops am I supposed to keep that secret?

I'm here on a psychic tetherball scholarship. You can probably hear my chain hitting against the pole late into the night. I practice with anybody who shows up at the tetherball court. Mostly the tetherball ghosts.