I'm Seketus Reed, visiting professor from the underground city of Geodia. I'm a Doctor of Psychic Speleology and three-time winner of the Underground Psychic Ultramarathon Ironman competition.
I was on a date with Student Activities Coordinator @Ms. Hazeltine
at the Spoonbender when she told me about the terrible situation involving your missing drum circle musicians and the strange crystalline cave system near the school, which I have officially named Vyzesillus Caverns.
I've got a great deal of experience rescuing psychic youth who have become lost in caves, and will be coordinating the rescue. Our team leaves at dawn!