As a member of the secondhand thought economy, I have a lucrative side hustle gleaning unused and forgotten thoughts and turning them into cold hard virtual psybercoin/z boyeeeeee!

I'm able to gather a steady harvest of such surplus thoughts right here in my dorm, picking up with the other kids leave behind.

But now the school is paying some washed up lowlife Thought Wrangler to come in and take them away? I wuz doin that for free, and now you're taking those sweet sweet psybercoin/z right out of daddy's mouth.