Looking for the BEST in thought training west of the Nile?

Empress Jingles' Thought Training Academy has arrived!

That's right, acclaimed by the Crowned Heads of Europe and beyond, Empress Jingles has taught generations of students to TRAIN THEIR THOUGHTS for the STAGE AND SCREEN. And now she's landed in YOUR TOWN and ready to sign up her next batch of promising young THOUGHTREPRENEURS to train in this mystic and revered art.

If you're like @Octopus (or actually ARE @Octopus) and have been looking for a thought training school nearby then you are ABSOLUTELY IN LUCK, because Empress Jingles has parked her trailer just off the edge of the South Woods and is accepting applications immediately. But don't delay! Empress Jingles only offers a limited number of spots and they're sure to fill up fast. Drop by her trailer today and fill out the forms and you may get an interview right there on the spot.

Whether you're looking to become a professional trained thought performer, or just want to get those little buggers to STAND UP STRAIGHT AND BEHAVE A LITTLE MORE, Empress Jingles has a course that's right for you.

Come see her today!










PAID FOR BY THE EMPRESS JINGLES THOUGHT TRAINING ACADEMY INCORPORATED. INCLUSION IN THE PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL MESSAGING SERVICE DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN ENDORSEMENT BY PSYCHIC HIGH SCHOOL OR ITS SUB OR ULTRA SUBSIDIARIES.

Just a quick note that Empress Jingles' Thought Training Academy is now completely booked up thru the end of Spring. A handful of your most talented students have been accepted and will be learning the True Art of Thought Training from the Empress Herself. And once you see them in action you'll see why only truly apprenticed and properly trained Thought Artists are really worth watching perform. Certainly, some self-trained individuals with a modicum of natural talent can put on a show on a street corner and provide some minor amusement for passersby, but once the Empress's newest students graduate and take their place on the stage of Mesmer Hall on June 9th, you'll see why ONLY the Empress has been so acclaimed by the Crowned Heads of Europe, as well as the Disembodied Wonder Heads of Saturn and the Seven Realms.

You won't BELIEVE your eyes! Or that Thoughts could attain such heights!

See us at Mesmer Hall on June 9th! Tickets on sale now!

In preparation for our upcoming recital at Mesmer Hall on June 9th (get your tickets now before it sells out!), we're hosting a very special guest teacher at Empress Jingles' Thought Training Academy this week--it's the multiversaly renown Dick Sledsfit!

Dick has just returned from his own tour of the Seven Realms, where he engaged in a command performance for the Disembodied Wonder Heads of Saturn, demonstrating his consummate expertise in the True Art of Thought Training for one of the most discerning audiences in the known universe.

Dick will be providing pointers to Empress Jingle's Thought Training students all week, as well as giving us a short performance of his own at the June 9th show. Truly a once in a lifetime opportunity to see this master performer at work.

Tickets available at the main office in the administration building, the Mesmer Hall box office (open from 1pm to 2pm daily), as well as directly from Empress Jingle's trailer in the woods.

Seats are limited! Get your tickets today!