My horse bros are a lot of fun, but my folks sent me to Psychic High School to learn about business. I love blowing off steam with @Morgan the Horse Boy
and the rest, but even during summer I've got to try my best. I'm the first centaur in our family to attend private psychic boarding school.
Which is why I have a summer internship at Birdy-Zappen Associates, the big big ad agency. They're the ones who work with the really Big Ideas, know what I mean? Like the I8U Divisive Lenses, Skare-D-Cat Fear Supplement, and HAVITOL (the over-consumption accelerator). Pretty much all the big psycho-political medical and food enhancers.
They don't let me work with the REALLY big ideas - mostly I've been in the warehouse, scooping the scum off the Entropy Pools and pouring it into 50 gallon drums. They use that in almost everything - TV, movies, pop music. It's not flashy, but I feel like I'm really learning the business from the ground up!