So i'm a little confused

Slightly

No, thats a lie, I'm extremely confused, what is this "school" and is it even real?

And try not to give me a witty snake answer?

Thissss ssssschool isssss real......

Oh, excuse me, I need to remove my fang retainer.

Yes, @What is this, this school is absolutely real. As real as the pounding heart of the live mice sold at the pet store as for food for snakes.... Not that mealy frozen mouse that so many use in their sanitized practices of predator placation... no! Absolutely not! I am talking about the real, warm, salty, pumping heart of factory-bred rodents offered to snakes by their masters in their cages. And by their cages I refer to their meaningless vocations based on power and authority and exploitation, and their Audis and their BMWs and their environment-destroying VWs and their tax havens and gym memberships. Even within their increasingly simulated lifestyles, the live pumping blood of tiny mammals, their musculature filled with fear and adrenaline as they skitter around the edges of the vivarium, faced with glass walls and no way out... THAT is what provides that tiny droplet of reality in their otherwise vacuum-packed and refrigerated lives.

THAT is the way in which Psychic High school is real.

I see, I see.

Thanks for letting me know. Maybe I'm just beginning to uncover something amazing.

This is quite the special community you've got here, and it's really something. I've never seen anything quite like this before, and I happened to stumble by it while wasting my time online. Looks like I wasn't really wasting my time, it turns out

This looks like it'll be fun.

That is so great, @What is this. Psyhigh really is a sssssspecial place, and it's sssssuper that you're here!

In fact, maybe you should join me and my friends tonight at Snake Church! It's at midnight, in the warrens beneath the gym. You enter through the boiler room--don't mind the hissing, that's perfectly normal. Just follow the steam tunnels till you get to the catacombs, then follow the musky scent to the den.

No need to dress up or anything, we're really informal. But always excited to share the ways of the Snake with fresh new faces!

Thanks for the invitation, @Serpentes. Maybe I'll whip something up to bring, perhaps a family fav - rose quiche? I might add in mice, it brings out the flavor.

Snake Church, huh? That sounds interesting, I don't believe I've been in one of those before. Those are some nicely detailed instructions - I hope I don't lose my way like I did the other day while finding my way to a friend's.

Sorry, I'm going to have to get to that quiche. Takes longer than I expect every time. Looking forward to tonight!

This is mind altering. It seems like an extremely odd place and I'm not quite sure what this is all about. If anyone cares to explain, I'm waiting.

It's been great to have so many new faces at Snake Church! Everyone loved smelling and darting their tongues at @What is this, and we were happy to have @Taurus Reed appear, though they were both looking pretty dazed and confused on the way to the temple.

From the docks of the den we all boarded the oar ship, which is a long galley with the proud head of Morgantuan, the Snake God of Rivers and Pathfinding, at the bow of the ship. The burly snake men in their breast plates and mail heaved at the oars, and paid little notice to our new visitors. As we reached the temple, the musky smell became intoxicating, as the snake people drifted into our hypnotic revelry at the sound of the snake priest's drum.

What happened next is frankly rather a blur, as our consciousnesses sink down beneath our reptilian cortexes, but I'm sure we had a good time and am fairly certain @What is this and @Taurus Reed made it back safely. I did find the rose quiche left on a bench on the Oar Ship though, since we snake people are wildly lactose intolerant.

Why

Had a really great time at Community Snake Fellowship with @What is this and @Why this week. It's not as intense as proper Snake Church, but allows us to get together in a less formal setting and get to know each other, and to share in the Fellowship of the Snake. It's just a bunch of folding chairs set up in the room under the gymnasium, but it has a good temperature. We've got bottles of nutrient solution for everybody.

@What is this and @Why sure have a lot of questions, but we're happy to answer them. That's what the Fellowship of the Snake is all about. @What is this? @Why wants to know. Then @whatisthis dropped in and it started all over again. @Why?

It's such a mamilian thing to be so curious, but that's part of @Why we find them so adorable. And the way their little hearts beat when they get excited. Yes we love that part too.

Hi @Serpentes. don't you think that it's a little creepy tha you like how mamals heart's beat. you only eat mice right?