the alteration society has uhhh, been yet great again! however, um, as @Chance Glace said, it was in very very um rough, even though for myself it wasnt that bad the first time....

anyway, the clothing i got back has made it so i can pull eggs out of the suit at all times, and if i pull at certain places, different meals will pop out, and ummmmmmm this makes it very easy to throw. it also is useful because eggs cannot break on the suit, and will simply be absorbed into it, and um its white and yellow like the insides of an egg

Is this how you do this? I will put a sock in my window tonight and see what happens.

Hooray! I got my new uniform and the "measurements" weren't such a big deal. They took one look at me and this morn

As I was saying, they took one look at me and this morning delivered a uniform that enhances my third eye. My third eye is under performing, so this new uniform should help that and maybe eventually I won't need to wear it all the time. Plus, the cost is subsidized by the school as part of my IPEP (individualized psychic education program).

I am glad the Alteration Society has an arrangement with the school for this, because it would be hard to afford it otherwise.

I'm not sure if my new uniform is working or not. It's supposed to enhance my third eye, which they say is "lazy" or "wandering," so it doesn't have the focus it could. This new uniform is supposed to train my third eye to track better, and they said that it might be uncomfortable at first. They were sure right about that. My third eye is totally sore.

Anyway, I am excited for this to work! Apparently seeing everyone with dog heads and bright green auras isn't what everybody else sees, but I'll just have to take your word on that.

I need a new spring suit! I think I know what it's going to be, but I'll go ahead and hang my sock anyway.

It's just what I guessed, and it's perfect. A green spring suit that catches the life-energy and expands and floats me like a bubble over the garden and the trees. The chlorophyll in the suit then gets charged up by the sun and it uses little bursts of oxygen from the stabilizers (that respond to my mind) for steering. I'm going to take it out all afternoon.

Definitely worth it. I recommend the Alteration Society for sure. Hang your sock today! You'll be glad you did.

Hey so what's this tag in my Alteration Society uniform? The one that says DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF THE WHOLE OF THE LAW? Does everybody's have one of those? I realized it's kind of bugging me, and I really want to clip it, but, I dunno...

Don't get me wrong, I still LOVE LOVE LOVE my new uniform. I'm like a totally new person - getting straight A's, everybody laughs at my jokes. But that little tag is sticking into me and it's like I notice it more and more each day...

@Ninny Hendrix whatever you do, don't remove the tag. i had a friend with one of those tags. had. she's kind of missing/dead. one day she decided to cut the tag out, and bam! these weird guys kidnapped her, and nobody's seen her since.

My advice guys: Alter your own uniforms with runes. I've been doing that with mine to make it better. If you don't study runes find someone who does. It's a bit safer, and those tags won't bother you quite as much.