Ewww, those ordinary people have it good! I just looked into the future and saw something NO ONE NEEDS TO HEAR ABOUT! Most psychics will be able to forget that, but not me. I have a photographic memory. I also have eagle eyesight, super hearing and six toes! But my most blessed (and cursed) feature is BEING PSYCHIC! The cursed part is I absolutely get no sleep! I need to start some kind or organization to help anxious psychics like me! Jacobi can help me! Bye for now, friends I don't have!

Dear Psychics,


I'm a new girl here named Charlotte Marie Smit, or just Charlotte. I am in ninth grade. I have many concerns about my anxiety that is caused by my psychic abilities putting weird thoughts into my mind concerning things I've seen in the future. Now most people would tell me to shake it off and get a job as a fortune teller on a boardwalk that makes 50 cents an hour, but I refuse to give up that easily! Therefore, I am starting an organization to help psychics like me get sleep. Four head counselors including me will help talk people through the disturbing things they've stumbled across. If you would like to apply, you must study psychology and be a student. Tell me why you think you would be a great counselor. Then, I will give you a possible scenario and you will try to fix it. For example, I would pretend to be a student and say something like, "Oh, I can't sleep because I saw the real reason George Washington died. He was eaten by a python!" And then you will tell me how you would talk to the student, and if your ways are worthy, then congrats! You're in!
If you are indeed interested, please add a comment. Thank you! Also if you are a student in need, also leave one and a counselor will get to you ASAP.

i more of need help with random temporal shifts of the mind and body while i sleep i tend to travel through time and end up in random battles in history whether big or small and tend to keep a souvenir of each one. i even bought a good sized pocket dimension to store it all please help

Hi! I have an idea for you. Maybe you can put the souvenirs in the pocket and put it somewhere you won't see it while you sleep. And I also have a spell that helps with the mind and body shifts. You must say: Loopo Amensium, Luchro Agensium! Your body and mind shifts should calm down for a while, and when they come back again, just repeat the spell. Hope this helps!



Ps.

Would you like to apply for a head counselor? You'd make a great one! :)

hey thanks for the advice fortunately i found the problem yesterday in the form of a totem cursed for me to wander through time until it was returned.

on a side how would you like me to apply?

@patrick

You can just read the second thing I posted on here and that explains it all!


Your Scenario Is:

"I can't sleep since I saw my guinea pig wander into a volcano!"

@patrick


Just read the second post on here to find out how! :)



Your scenario is: "I can't sleep because I saw the true death of my Great-Great Nanny! She wandered into volcano! My dad said it was heart problems!"


How would you solve it?


Thanks for applying!