Fairy ring foils:

It's been several days since I returned to my dorm to see a toadstool sprout from the disregarded corner where my "'school books' are often placed. I notice now that several toadstools have begun to grow in a shape resembling a crop circle/fairy ring. I have also now grown wary of my 'school books,' considering that a single toadstool has merged into the pages of my 'To Reanimate a Mockingbird' book for my cryptonian literature course.

I fear that I cannot procrastinate dealing with this issue any longer, and I require immediate advice. Especially considering that the toadstools, growing through my wooden floor it seems, are eyeing my 'Biolology' book - and we all know what happens if we return damaged library books to the lethal flock of feral librarians that plague the school.

Has anyone had the same issue before? If so, would anyone be able to offer advice? I'm hoping that the toadstools are at allergic to garlic. If not, horse tranquilizers will have to do.

-nicola.

In desperate need of advise. The toadstools growing through the hardwood floor of my dorm, that previously seemed quite passive, ha doubled in size overnight. They are now roughly the size of 3 encyclopedias. I know this because they've taken to growing within and through the pages of my second history encyclopedias that I need for class tomorrow. My copy of 'To Reanimate a Mockingbird,' is also unsalvageable, it seems.

Was wondering - would it be advisable to jump into the proverbial (and perhaps literal) fairy ring? And if not, given my abundant on-hand stock - are toadstools allergic to either horseradish, horse tranquilizers, or mustard?

Pray for me,

-nicola.

I can't open this bag of chips. With my mind. Can't levitate a spoon, or sneeze a casatsrophe like @Harper Hiraeth. I can't see the future and I can't read your mind.

Such is the power of Frustrato.

I am afraid my power would have no direct effect on your toadstools, @nicola. Have you considered eating them?

Thank you for the advice @Frustrato, I will admit, I am sceptical to the idea of eating the toadstools - considering I would not like to be an excerpt found in the 'You won't believe how they died' section of my BioLOLgy textbook.

However, if they get any closer to my blood stone circle, I may be forced into doing so by our local omnipotent being, and student council member.

-nicola.

It seems that the toadstools are praying a prank on me. I can hear their religious chanting and it seems that now my journal is manifesting in a way that doesn't make sense to linear time (not that that's a thing anyways). Please disregard any copied/very similar journal entries - Crema di toadstool is looking pretty good right now.