Anita Hairtie

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GGSMSSSAEAPC
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10/4/2018 7:41am

Dear Professor Branigan,

My team and I have been setting up and maintaining mental detectors in front of the library and cafeterias like you asked, and we have been detecting many different kinds of mentalities. We think that there are not bad mentalities and good mentalities but just mentalities which are different in different ways. We have detected 47 different mentality types, ranging from vague and indifferent to average self-centered neurotic. And the ones that start fire with their minds.

We have not invaded any privacies.

We have selected representatives of each of these mentality types and placed them in a school bus together. We have created a generated endless-diorama environment event around the bus, and the students think they are on a school trip. They think they are going to visit the Infinite Corgi Pool. But we are observing them. While maintaining their privacy. Which is why we can not tell you who they are. We had them sign many papers.

We feel that with this data we can make many innovative advances in the field of safety.

Privately,

A reserved and conscientious embodied private student





GGSMSSSAEAPC
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9/10/2018 8:37am

To whom it may concern,

I have been thinking about GGSMSSSAEAPC’s mission to provide safety (if not privacy) to the student body and I am concerned about the safety (if not privacy) of Psyhigh students without bodies. I have obtained a list (through a private source) of Psyhigh students without bodies, like @Elowen Rosenthal, who do not feel safety on campus because they have left their bodies behind and instead hide in the girls’ bathroom. Does the GGSMSSSAEAPC plan to provide safety (if not privacy) to these disembodied students?

Privately,

An embodied private student





GGSMSSSAEAPC
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9/4/2018 1:36pm

To whom it may concern,

What if I don't have a printer how do I give you my application for GGSMSSSAEAPC?

Who has printers these days anyway? And who has privacy? And what does GROTTO G.S.M. INC. do with my privacy?

Privately,

A private student.