THE DANCE HAS BEGUN!!!!

TONIGHT, SHE WILL ARISE! SHE! SHE OF THE NINE THOUSAND DEADLY BITES, SHE OF THE INCOMPREHENDABLY DECREPIT STENCH, SHE OF THE DROOLING SEIZURES, WHO FEEDETH UPON THE FEAR OF ESCAPE AND SHITTETH OUT POISON WILL OPEN THE GATE AND DEVOUR US ALL!!!

So don't forget to make it to the gym tonight! Let's show that ol' grumpus Big Jim that Psy High can still show its ANCIENT SPIRIT OF ETERNAL AGONY even when the chips are down! DOWN! DOWN INTO THE SECRET TUNNELS BENEATH THE SEWAGE OF YOUR FEEBLE REALITY!!! SHE WILL OPEN THE GATE AND FEED TONIGHT!

And remember it's a fund raiser for your dance team, the Psionic Skankers! Raffle tickets for the big prize WHICH IS ETERNAL TORMENT WITHIN THE ROTTING ACIDS OF HER HEAVING BELLY will be sold at the door, and purchasable from any member of the dance team, when we're not ROCKING THE HOUSE, that is! ;)


 
 
2008-10-29   the mitch plane

Hey everybody!!!!

It's no time to be sad.

It's time to GET HAPPY!!!

That's the theme of the spur of the moment PEP RALLY the Psionic Skankers are putting on tonight just for YOU! C'mon psyhigh! Let's CALL FORTH THAT ANCIENT SPIRIT!

So come on down to the gym tonight and let's GET DOWN!!! Don't let those little rooty guys make you frown! They're our friends! They just want to PAVE THE ROAD WITH YOUR SKULLS AND PAINT IT WITH YOUR BLOOD have a good time with all of us! And if you just let them hang on after they bite you then they don't squirm around as much SHE WHO FEEDETH UPON HOPE AND SHITTETH OUT FEAR IS COMING!!! MAKE WAY FOR HER SLITHERING HORROR!!!

So c'mon everybody - GET HAPPY!!!! Tonight at the Gym!
 
 
2008-10-21   the mitch plane

Well Big Jim *I* haven't been having one ounce of sleep disturbance. And neither have any of the other girls on the dance team. We (the Psionic Skankers) have all been sleeping like the dead, waking up refreshed every day and ready to ROCK SOME SPIRIT INTO THIS SCHOOL! WOO HOO!!! YEA!!!!!

And those construction workers from NETT are all such nice men - so cute in their little white jump suits and red helmets! Every day they stand outside the gym and watch us practice (and chain smoke those nasty 'Mild Seven' cigarettes on their breaks). Their English isn't very good but I think they've asked some of the girls to give them lessons.

ps - Just wait for our performance at the Halloween Dance! We're unveiling our Spontaneous Combustion Pyramid of Love!!!!