A big thanks (and sponsored product placement) to Archimedes' Vacuum Extraction, LLC, for removing the Wraiths of Terror from within their magickal encasement. There wasn't a chance in hell of me releasing those demons through the Gates of Perdition, or any other realm that honors the Haunted Driver's Ed provisional learners permit or 24/7/666 Haunted Ed Roadside Assistance Pledge. I'm a businessman and my clients always come first!
Archimedes has loaded the bottles onto the Diamond Flatbed Vehicle, and we'll be heading off for a vacation in the Badlands, where I feel we can get a good deal on these bottled hooligans. Congratulations to all the students who completed the course, and remember to keep your third eye peeled and your foot on the pedal!
Yeah we've had some spots open up in Haunted Driver's Ed, due to those troublesome Wraiths of Terror scaring everybody off! Don't pay them no mind, @Sol
, because they're only a manifestation of the terror inside you.
I'm roundin' up a group of my top students--the Solomon's Keys I call 'em--to help put an end to that ghostly gang. You're welcome to come along, or sign up for a any of our classes @Sol
--from our introductory Lil' Spookies right up to Defensive Demon Driving III.
Look for the tent with the magic circle around it in the parking lot in front of the library. And watch out for those Wraiths of Terror when you're crossing the street!
I told you kids to stay away from the dull smokey-colored lights! That’s rule number one—stay with the bright lights only. This was in the written part of the test!!
Ok, so is it the dull bluish-yellow light? The dull red light? Green? Ah wait a minute we’ve got you on the scanner. I’ll send the Diamond Vehicle to pick you up, @lolawolf666
, but whatever you do DO NOT leave your vehicle until we arrive.