I haven't said much since been studying at this school but I miss the snow alot over the days. I work hard every night to find the perfect recipe to deliever a blizzard straight to psy high! If anyone enjoys those old particles of frozen water please help me crack this potion.
Have you noticed the sparkly chandelier thingy that hovers in the air way up above Psyhigh, @Hanna Snow? You can see it there sometimes when the light hits it just right. It's kind of like a UFO but it looks like it's made of crystals or icicles and sparkles red and blue. I bet it's an old winter weather machine they forgot about from some old Winter Festival or something. Could it still work? How did they control it? Is there a control room, deep under the school, where you sit behind computers and put on headsets to make it go? Or is it psychically activated? Or is it WITCHCRAFT?
Or maybe it's actually some kind of surveillance drone. But there's no way it's a regular UFO because it is FAR too sparkly.
Do you mind if the snow is not organic?
Do you like snow globes? I like snow globes. I'm at this school because I turned my hometown into a snow globe. If you want to see it come to my room! But you have to be really gentle with it because if you shake it too hard they get pissed.
Just got your tofu-fried steak with vegan gravy stone cold from the cafeteria? That's me! Frosty Lad! Snowflakes gather when I point my finger.
Seat seems a bit too cold when you sit down for Psionic Resonance first period? I'm in your class!
I've been making the halls icy for the captains of the Psychic Football team, and when they slip and break their ulnas, well, maybe they shouldn't have been such jerks!
I know how to make those ice crystals grow, @Hana Song
. If you need a hand bringing the the big weather to Psyhigh, look me up!
Attention students, If you see rapid falling ice flakes that whould be me. I teleported to the machine thanks to Vina for spotting it out for me. I replaced the....outdated thermal hardware with temporary cooldown drive and its back and running again! The snow should be nice so enjoy . One problem though, I'm stuck up here and it keeps getting colder!
It would be real helpful if all students would update their School Rules & Policies manuals and read them carefully. If you do, you'll note under Section C, paragraph 4.3 (and the indicated table at Appendix 99quoff Bmaven), a list of areas of campus currently off limits, including VLO (very low orbital) Platforms like the decommissioned weather-control satellite Morozko 7, created to provide ambiance as part of the Very Victorian Christmas gala of 2016. It had since been mothballed, and off-limits to all Psyhigh students.
While we've all been enjoying the flakes, @hanna
Song has not only been trespassing in an exclusion zone but she's also been trapped there for a few days. Many of you have been asking why we haven't rescued @hanna
Song sooner, but this is why Morozko 7 is off-limits. Not only does the Psyhigh Facilities Dept. not have ladders high enough to reach it, even our hover-mowers could not hope to dock with it at their highest altitude.
This is because Morozko 7 is not an orbiting ship. It is, in fact, an exposed Crystal Energy Point (CEP) of the Wonderland of Snow Dimension, an icy universe under the control of Jack Frost himself! Thus, the Morozko 7 is not actually an orbital platform, but the exposed corner of an entirely different dimension. As such, it cannot be reached by helicopter, levitation, flying broom, or even @Tara Yau
's Flying Bike Club! Holy cross-over potential!
Not only that, but because of the quantum-refractive nature of the CEP, shards of @hanna
Song are being split off, like the colors of the rainbow, into additional reflections of herself. I speak of course of @hanna
, who has unknowingly appeared as one of @hanna
Song's reflections. We can only expect more of these as more of the sun's rays pass.
It is unclear how exactly @hanna
Song was able to reach the Morozko 7 portal, but was evidently the combination of technical know-how and witchcraft, and at this point the Psyhigh Facilities Dept. has been unable to achieve the same result.
WHAT THIS MEANS is, while the Morozko 7 remains off-limits to students... uh... can any of you students help? The school will temporarily ease the sanctions of visiting this exclusion zone if student-led rescue missions commence.
It's our hope that @hanna
Song stays put in the control room of the Morozko 7. Wandering into any of the doors and halls leading from the control room will lead her more deeply into the icy, maze-like caves of the Wonderland of Snow Dimension, in which she could be lost forever... or even lead her to the throne room of Jack Frost himself!
In the meantime, we'll get the snowblowers out.