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The Topiary Dance
5/14/2018 9:12am

I went to the Spoonbender and made the mistake of ordering the Everthing bagel. I’m going to be here a while.

Yeah Boltzmann had a tussle with a rose bush at the Topiary Dance. Boltzmann is innocent! That rose bush was looking for trouble. It was flexing its thorns near the edge of the woods, acting tough, and reached out and tripped Boltzmann from behind. I saw it all. Boltzmann went back to have some words with it and that bush just dug in. I went to pull him out and a bunch of the rose bush’s friends started to get pushy and it was almost a full-on rumble. Then the Sycamore let out a groan and we all backed off, but it was pretty tense there for a moment. Kind of ruined the dance for us. The rose bush kind of spat after us and told us not to come back, but I don’t think that’s fair. I don’t think that’s fair at all.