*crackle* *bump*

H-hello? Is this thingy working?

*crackle*

Alrighty. Hello! My name is Sarah Campbell, but you can call me Ms. Campbell. I'm the new... uh... what was it called? Oh yes, the new Extrasensory Perception teacher. Such a fancy name. I'll also be helping @Ms. Hazeltine with... Peer Activities? Is that what it's called? Oh no, It's Student Activities. Anyways, I hope you have a-

*crash* *intense crackling*

Oh, dear me. I hope you have a wonderful day, and I'm going to go clear that up. OH, BILLIE, NO!

*long silence*

Oh. I forgot to shut off the recording. Ha. Well, bye for real this time!