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Giant Invasive Intelligent Slugs 2/18/2020 9:26pm
So I guess I got a free slug tattoo during the “lost time” at the dance. Did anybody else get one of those? It’s still kind of swollen—big giant slug all across my leg. It’s a temporary tattoo, right?
Fairy Franchise 1/8/2020 7:06pm
I got bit by our fire hydrant today. I was examining it, trying to figure out where the door was, and it took a chunk out of my finger.
Irrational Student Lounge 12/20/2019 8:54pm
What if we answered the ad?
Irrational Student Lounge 12/7/2019 1:08pm
Well I don’t have it near as bad as that. I just want these horns to sink back down into my head.
Irrational Student Lounge 11/27/2019 7:16pm
Ouch I just got bit by the Coke machine outside the Irrational Students' Lounge.