Today I made a mistake and got the REALLY hot lunch. It's a special line mostly for demons and kids from Lava Land. The Lava kids are really nice and they went to get me some ice water but it melted in their hands before they could come back with it. I should be clear that it was the glass that melted. The water turned to steam.

Now while my mouth heals all I can do is type! But Larry and Louise and the rest of the Lava kids asked me to come sit with them again tomorrow. So at least I made some new friends out of it.

The Lava Kids really like those Wild, Wild West Cow Boy Delivery Company beans and I am afraid they ate them all up, @Dusty Lemon. That's what those scorch marks are in the floor. They gave Larry some dangerous gas. Are those beans super spicy?

Anyway it seemed to have angered your little cowboy guys because they've been pestering the Lava Kids to no end, circling them on their little horses and whooping and whistling and firing their little guns. The tiny bullets just melt when they hit the molten skin of the Lava Kids but it's really bugging them anyway, and they don't want to just fry 'em because of their oath of non-violence.

Got any suggestions? I mean, I guess it's their own fault for eating those beans.