I heard that the Psyhigh cafeteria is creating menu items based on our greatest fears. And delights! So make sure to adjust your mood before entering.

I heard that a people from another dimension are dropping psychic leaflets on our world telling us we are not free and that if we escape to their dimension then all our dreams will come true.

I heard that if you take one of those pamphlets to a certain address downtown you are let into a special room with gilded drapes and plastic grapes. They swab of the inside of your mouth and let you go, say they'll let you know, so come on.

I heard that they are removing the statues of all the Psychic Heroes. But they are also digging up the statues of the old Psychic Heroes that they buried last time, and putting those up to instead. And then burying these heroes to use them next time.

But wait there are no Psychic Heroes!

I heard that there are tunnels. Newish tunnels for the Backbone of the Psychic Internet. Older tunnels from when they were making bunkers for everyone to live underground. Even older tunnels used by bootleggers and cave people and sabertoothed bears.

I heard that the groundscrew keeps their ground screw there.

I heard that it was at the height of the psychic grunge era, @Evelyn Sapph, and there was a band practicing in that cellar and they broke a hole in reality. Only the drummer survived, and I heard that now he works for the Psychic Groundskeeping Crew.